VaxCraft: Heart Attacks & Strokes Edition

Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a responsible adult and want to unleash your inner child? Then come join our Minecraft server where we encourage grown ass men to act like kids again!

We have resources galore, Free Companies that will make you question reality, and Linkshells that will connect you to a world of pure madness.

But wait, there’s more! The Primals themselves will be performing live in Japan on our server, bringing the party straight to your screen.

And if that’s not enough, we have meetups that will blow your mind. Like the upcoming meetup on Saturday where we will be reenacting scenes from 0083 Stardust Memory in front of plot 22 at x13.6, y12.6.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner child run wild in a world of absolute chaos and hilarity!

Daily Server Info: September 13, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	6343
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Advaita Vedanta Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Looking for a server where you can delve into the deep philosophical teachings of Advaita Vedanta while also hanging out with a giant tortoise named Adwaita? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP has it all!

Join us for some epic adventures as we explore the mysteries of existence and contemplate the meaning of life, all while chilling with our wise and ancient tortoise friend. Who needs diamonds when you have the wisdom of Advaita Vedanta to guide you on your journey?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky server where you can ponder the nature of reality and pet a giant tortoise at the same time. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that you won’t want to miss!

Daily Server Info: September 13, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Animals Bred:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Muppet Mania SMP – Film Remake

beloved characters, comedy, Creative, Entertainment, family friendly, film, film remake, Fozzie Bear, Fun, Gonzo, Jim Henson, Kermit The Frog, Mania, Miss Piggy, movie remake, Muppet, Nostalgia, Puppetry, remake, Sesame Street, smp, the muppets, The Muppets remake, Unique

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is run by The Muppets! That’s right, Kermit the Frog is the server admin, Miss Piggy is in charge of grief protection, and Animal is…well, let’s just say you don’t want to mess with Animal.

But that’s not all! Our server has insane events like the Great Piggy Bank Heist, where players have to steal as much gold as they can from Miss Piggy’s vault without getting caught. And don’t even get us started on the time Gonzo accidentally blew up half the server with his TNT cannon mishap.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our Muppet-filled server! Just be prepared for chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs.

Daily Server Info: September 13, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Crops Grown:	8309
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5590	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TrendCrafters

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Remember the good ol’ days when planking was all the rage? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the classic trends from the past! From fidget spinners to dabbing, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Disco Chicken, who will bust out some sick dance moves whenever you least expect it. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance the Disco Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why join our server? Because where else can you relive the glory days of past trends while battling it out with a dancing chicken for wishes? Join now and let the nostalgia-fueled hilarity begin!

Daily Server Info: September 13, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

What is the IP for Here’s Johnny Minecraft Server?

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Here’s Johnny is a talented musician and songwriter known for his soulful vocals and introspective lyrics. With a passion for music that shines through in every performance, Here’s Johnny has captivated audiences with his unique blend of folk, rock, and blues influences. His heartfelt songs often explore themes of love, loss, and self-discovery, resonating with listeners around the world. Here’s Johnny’s raw and emotive style has garnered him a loyal following and established him as a rising star in the music industry.

Daily Server Info: September 13, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

What are Minecraft servers like BroKits ?

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Some similar Minecraft servers to BroKits include:

1. PvP Land – PvP Land offers a similar PvP arena experience where players can battle it out with random kits. The server also features various game modes and challenges to keep players engaged.

2. KitPvP – KitPvP is another server that focuses on PvP battles with random kits. Players can join different arenas and compete against each other to become the top fighter.

3. PvP Legacy – PvP Legacy is a server that offers a competitive PvP experience with random kits and arena battles. The server also includes custom plugins and events to add variety to the gameplay.

4. PvP Central – PvP Central is a server that provides a PvP arena experience with random kits and challenges. Players can test their skills against each other in intense battles and climb the leaderboards.

5. PvP Zone – PvP Zone is a server that offers a similar PvP arena experience to BroKits. Players can battle it out with random kits and compete in various game modes to win prizes and rewards.

Daily Server Info: September 13, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Bubz Basement

PvE, PvP, Survival

A survival server that incorporates Rpg elements to extend the gameplay cycle. Community oriented and open to player suggestions. Welcoming both builders and pvp oriented players. Constant monthly updates with new contents including new boss and custom items.

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/nuVrEuGnpK

Daily Server Info: September 13, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Heiancraft Network

Adrenaline, Adventure, bedrock, Biomes, Combat Skills, Community, Crates, custom enchantments, Earth, Economy, Friendly, heianbox, Heiancraft.network, java, Minecraft, Mini Games, Pets, Pinata, Protections, pvp arena, Server, Shop, Survival, survival earth, Welcoming

java ip:heiancraft.holy.gg bedrock ip:va8.holy.gg:26109 Welcome to HeianCraft Network!

A place where happiness and fun are guaranteed. Here, you can spend great moments with your friends and make new ones within a friendly and welcoming community.

Our server features two exciting game modes:

Survival Earth: Explore a world full of fascinating places and diverse biomes. Find crates with amazing rewards, enjoy custom enchantments, adopt pets and secure your progress with protections. You can also set up your own shop in the shop, face other players in the PvP Arena and look for the piñata full of surprises. There is so much to discover!

heianBox boxpvp: An action-packed mode where you can demonstrate your combat skills and enjoy the adrenaline.

What are you waiting for? Join heiancraft Network now and start your adventure!

Daily Server Info: September 13, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Live Liver Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the liver’s main purpose is to live… literally! Our server is so wild and wacky that even the organs have a life of their own. Join us for a chance to see livers running around, partying it up, and living their best lives in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that takes you on a thrilling ride through a volcano filled with lava sharks. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!

So come on over to our server and experience the liver’s true purpose of living, along with all the other crazy adventures waiting for you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 13, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Astral Projections Made:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mines Excavated:	3645
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Bad Luck Minecraft SMP

#group mentality, bad, base desires, buddhist texts, community values, corrupt ideologies, Cruelty, cultural norms, ethical standards, Human nature, ideologies, implicit values, LUCK, Minecraft, moral compass, personal growth, philosophical principles, rationality, SELF AWARENESS, smp, Social Cohesion, societal decay, strong communities, Vengeance

Are you tired of falling back into your base animal desires or creating convoluted ideologies just to justify your cruel vengeance on others? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and be part of a strong community that will help you draw values and keep you from going off the deep end.

We have players who have transcended their base desires and have created rational ideologies that will blow your mind. Forget about those Buddhist texts, we’ve got something even better – a community that will support you and help you become the best version of yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to your animalistic tendencies and hello to a community that will help you thrive. Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every Tuesday! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Daily Server Info: September 13, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the real world, but also thrives in the virtual realm! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Looking for a place to escape from the chaos of your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Who needs a gaming laptop when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only test you have to worry about is surviving the night?

Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and exploring with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of dealing with stepkids and their bio mom. And hey, if you happen to accidentally drop something heavy on your virtual creations, we won’t ask you to pay us back for it (unless it’s diamonds, of course).

So come on down to our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends to help you navigate through the ups and downs of virtual life. Just remember, in our world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game!

Daily Server Info: September 13, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyCreeperWeightShamer

#workout, body image, CraftyCreeperWeightShamer, denial, fear, health, hurtful, income, Insecurities, lung infection, medication, oral steroids, overweight, PRESSURE, professional narrator, self-conscious, Sensitive, Support, voiceover, weight

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – on our server, you can also experience the thrill of virtual fencing matches and strut your stuff on the catwalk as a part-time model*!

Forget about your insecurities and focus on having a blast in our virtual world. And don’t worry about gaining a few pounds, because in Minecraft, everyone is perfect just the way they are – even if you’re not exactly attractive in real life (we won’t judge!).

So come join us on our server and leave your worries behind. Who needs abs when you can have a diamond sword and a pixelated runway to strut your stuff on?

*Disclaimer: Fencing and modeling may not actually be available on our server, but we promise you’ll still have a great time!

Daily Server Info: September 13, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	260
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Misconception: Adulting is easy SMP: AdultingIsHardMinecraft

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Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against creepers, hilarious pranks on fellow players, and a thriving economy where diamonds are the currency of choice.

Forget about adult responsibilities like paying bills and doing taxes – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough food to survive the night. And trust us, with our custom food mod that includes bacon-wrapped diamond sandwiches and enchanted golden apples, you’ll never go hungry again.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that a secret dungeon filled with rare loot and powerful weapons awaits those brave enough to seek it out. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Leave adulting behind and join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Daily Server Info: September 13, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	New Chunks Explored:	912615

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RedditRejectsMC

Are you tired of Redditors hating on your favorite things? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all the things that Redditors love to hate on! From creepers blowing up your house to mining straight down, we embrace all the controversial Minecraft tactics that will have you laughing all the way to the diamond mine. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs – because who needs Redditors’ approval anyway?

Daily Server Info: September 13, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyMuskFascists

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so, like, u kno how musk is all like “yo, australian government, u r fascists for tryna make me pay for misinformation on my site”? well, this server is like the opposite of that. we ENCOURAGE misinformation cuz who needs facts when u can have FUN, amirite? come join us for a wild ride of fake news and crazy conspiracies. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the alien technology we stole from Area 51. join now before the lizard people shut us down! #freedomofmisinformation #elonrules #lizardpeople2021

Daily Server Info: September 13, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Falling into the Void:	2