Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
Magical Moments Shared: 15 Enchanted Armories Found: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

New Minecraft Server
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