VasectomyVibesMC SMP | Minecraft Recent Servers 2024

Drumpf’s Revenge Minecraft Server

Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a peasant? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have a special event where you can challenge a giant pixelated version of Drumpf himself! That’s right, you can take on the orange menace in an epic battle to save the virtual world from his tiny hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side as you explore dungeons, conquer villages, and raid other players’ bases. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the elusive Blocktopus, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you wishes (as long as those wishes involve more blocks).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to watch out for creepers, because they’re not the only explosive things lurking in the shadows.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Hot Image Seeker Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual hot tub of excitement! We’ve got secret underground dance parties with creepers, llama rodeos, and even a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably). Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate while exploring our wacky world! So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the fun begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NoSleepOver4U Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and hang out with some cool peeps? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience a world where water balloon fights are epic battles, swim trunks are the latest fashion trend, and fridge raids are a common occurrence. Forget about disrespectful kids named A who think they can do whatever they want – on our server, everyone plays by the rules (or at least tries to).

And if you’re worried about being called racist for not letting someone sleep over, don’t fret! Our server is a judgment-free zone where the only thing that matters is having a good time. So come on in, grab a drink from the fridge (just ask first), and let’s build some epic structures together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Divine Spears Created:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BabyBlockBuilder

baby names, BabyBlockBuilder, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural significance, Decision making, Empathy, family, family dynamics, Grief, honoring loved ones, in-laws, personal values, Pregnancy, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, Support, tradition

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: a pregnant couple trying to choose a name for their baby girl. But wait, there’s a twist! The name they choose just so happens to be the same as their brother’s ex-girlfriend’s late daughter. Drama ensues as the ex demands they change the name, throwing a tantrum like a ghast in the Nether.

But fear not, for this server is not for the faint of heart! Witness epic showdowns and intense arguments that will leave you on the edge of your minecart seat. Who needs soap operas when you have our server to keep you entertained?

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a scandalous situation that will have the whole server talking. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

StareCraft SMP – Mind Reader

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most advanced technology that allows us to sense when someone is looking at you in the game! That’s right, no more sneaky players trying to sneak up on you without you knowing. Our special plugin will make sure you always have eyes on the back of your blocky head.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear, guarded by a squad of dancing chickens. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive with the treasure.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that combines high-tech surveillance with dancing chicken guards? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy world!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Dimension Hops:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MindBlownCraft

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Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated block building? That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they are the architects of our virtual world!

Join our server and witness the epic llama battles that take place every Tuesday at high noon. These llamas don’t mess around when it comes to defending their territory from pesky creepers and zombies. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even be chosen as an honorary llama rider and get to soar through the skies on a majestic flying llama!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are experts in stealth and sabotage. They will challenge you to epic parkour races through treacherous lava-filled caves and ancient temples, all in the name of chicken supremacy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wild world of llamas and ninja chickens!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1531	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyCreeperCave

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well come join our server where things are always crazy and unpredictable! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!

join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of ultimate minecraft champion!

our community is filled with hilarious memes, ridiculous pranks, and non-stop laughter. so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most outrageous minecraft server on the internet!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Marthia Nations: Where factions and vanilla collide in a deliciously chaotic mess!

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Server Name	Marthia Nations
Server Discord	Join our Discord
Description	Looking to build a server-wide empire? A moving fighter jet? Maybe just a small town? Marthia can offer it all. An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with the current world having been played on for three years. Marthia is as much a community as it is a semi-competitive Minecraft server, and we’d be happy to have you.
Highlighted Plugins	Movecraft, Cannons, Brewery, and VanillaTweaks

FAQ

1. How long has Marthia Nations been around?

Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.

2. How long has the current world been played on?

The current world has been played on for three years.

3. What type of server is Marthia Nations?

Marthia Nations is an SMP turned Nations server with a focus on community and semi-competitive gameplay.

4. What are some highlighted plugins on Marthia Nations?

Some highlighted plugins on Marthia Nations include Movecraft, Cannons, Brewery, and VanillaTweaks.

5. How can I join Marthia Nations?

You can join Marthia Nations by joining our Discord server at the link provided above.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Love Letters Sent:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minecraft Server: /dng/ – Dueling Network General

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for labels. But let me tell you, joining this server is like stepping into a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with rainbow sheep and diamond trees. They built a house made entirely of cake and rode a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. It was epic.

But that’s not all! Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun. We have secret treasure hunts, dance parties in the Nether, and even a rollercoaster that goes through the End dimension. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a rollercoaster through the End.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, adventurer!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	668174

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

> New Demons Navigators Update Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we just got a brand new update that introduces demons as navigators! That’s right, forget about boring old compasses, now you can summon demons to guide you through the world. But be careful, they might lead you straight into a lava pit!

Join us on this server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster that went through a maze of creepers, just for the thrill of it. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to tame a dragon and ended up burning down half the village.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here! Just watch out for those demon navigators, they have a mind of their own.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GirlsNightGoneWrong Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. You’ll embark on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, only to discover it’s actually just a regular old sword with a funny mustache drawn on it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous drama llama, who will follow you around and narrate all of your in-game actions in a hilariously exaggerated voice. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a dancing llama as your sidekick?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Divine Spears Created:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HusbandlessGamerGirl

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your need for privacy and comfort? Look no further! Join our server where you can curl up in a virtual bed with your virtual cats and bury yourself in virtual sweaters that smell like your virtual husband (RIP).

Don’t worry about socializing with real people, our server is full of virtual kitties who will listen to all your stories about your virtual husband. And if you need a break from all the grief, you can always build a virtual shrine in his memory.

So why join our server? Because sometimes, escaping to a virtual world is the best way to cope with the loss of a loved one. And hey, who needs real family when you have virtual cats, right? Join now and let the healing begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DreamCrafters

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Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Trust us, once you’ve experienced our server, your dreams will never be the same again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LNGShadowCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server, where we have a secret shadow fleet just like russia’s LNG! except instead of gas, we deliver pure minecraft fun straight to your brain!

our deliveries may be delayed, but that’s just because our fleet is so mysterious and elusive. you never know when a shipment of diamonds or rare loot will appear at your doorstep!

join now for the thrill of the chase and the excitement of never knowing what will come next. who needs gas when you have the power of minecraft at your fingertips? let’s sail away on the high seas of adventure together!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Love Letters Sent:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

UkraineCraft: No Bombs Allowed

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real world politics! we promise no russian bombs here, just creeper explosions and zombie attacks! plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential world war 3! join us now and build your own virtual utopia away from all the drama and destruction! trust us, it’s safer here than in the real world!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8