| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 559 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3639 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 7175 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5812 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3812 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 43 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 9584 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 232 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 352 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 3646 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 70 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 8717 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3583 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5377 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 891393 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 8185 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 1489 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 7374 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 31 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4281 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 3469 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 82 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 6417 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8035 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Votes: | 1482 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 1064 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1719 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 1399 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Votes: | 1044 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 70 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 9849 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 3754 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 239 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 3520 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Animals Bred: | 186 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.
So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.
