Varendonk: Where Minecraft is more gouda than a Dutch cheese market! Vanilla since 22-05-2024.

Adventure, Cheese, Community, community-driven, Discord, Dutch, Dutch-speaking, English, Europe, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, gouda, International, Join, market, Minecraft, multiplayer, Netherlands, New server, ONLINE, Players, Survival, Vanilla, Varendonk

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Location	Languages
Vanilla Survival	Europe (Netherlands)	Dutch, English

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, please join our discord server here to find the server IP address.

2. Is it a vanilla survival server?

Yes, our server is a vanilla survival server, meaning no mods or plugins are used.

3. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a safe and enjoyable gameplay experience for all players. Please refer to our discord server for the rules.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3321
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Emeralds Found:	1369
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Farms Harvested:	757
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockyHeartbreaks

bizarre love, bizarre reason, BlockyHeartbreaks, odd reason, odd relationship, offbeat romance, peculiar breakup, peculiar dating, peculiar reason, quirky dating, quirky love, strange dating, strange love life, uncommon break-up, unconventional reason, unconventional split, unique relationship, unusual breakup, unusual ending, weird breakup, weird ending

Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

building, Community, complex builds, Crafting, Dedication, diamonds, Exploration, landscapes, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, Nostalgia, Plain, rare resources, Resourcefulness, Simplicity, sprinkles, Structures, Survival, survival skills, unaltered beauty, Vanilla, vanilla server

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Love Letters Sent:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Void Gems Collected:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Girl Power Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, birthrates, causes, city planning, Corruption, Dirtiness, Economy, first world, girl, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Phenomenon, power, Server, third world, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6740

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.