Varendonk: Where Minecraft is more gouda than a Dutch cheese market! Vanilla since 22-05-2024.

Server Type	Location	Languages
Vanilla Survival	Europe (Netherlands)	Dutch, English

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Towns Built:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Void Gems Collected:	24	Star Shards Collected:	121
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Emeralds Found:	5016	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2658	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	158	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Potions Brewed:	89
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7464
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Villages Defended:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Emeralds Found:	675
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5694	Animals Bred:	38
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mines Excavated:	1957	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Varendonk: Where Minecraft is more gouda than a Dutch cheese market! Vanilla since 22-05-2024.

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

2. Is it a vanilla survival server?

3. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Updated September 28, 2024

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Updated September 28, 2024

SumyMedCraft Server

Updated September 28, 2024

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Updated September 28, 2024

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

Updated September 28, 2024

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Rules:

Join Now:

FAQ:

Updated September 28, 2024

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Updated September 28, 2024

StepDadDanceNoChance

Updated September 28, 2024

LoveCraftedMC

Updated September 28, 2024

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

Updated September 28, 2024

CraftyWarZone

Updated September 28, 2024

Pixel Pot Parenthood

Updated September 28, 2024

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Emeralds Found:	6806
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7477
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	New Chunks Explored:	213546
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5