VapeCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own vape machine in Minecraft, complete with customizable flavors and cloud sizes. And why stop there? Take it to the next level by plugging that vape into your character’s ass for a truly unique gaming experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a special Fleshlight plugin that allows you to…well, use your imagination. Let’s just say your character will never be the same after a session with our Fleshlight feature.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DadDisagreesMCServer

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

KidzGoneWildMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	192
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ComebackCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineTimeFunCraft

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Crops Grown:	1076	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyCrashersMC

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so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Emeralds Found:	4483	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5995
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Potions Brewed:	178
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

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join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

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NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

Server Type	Java \| Roleplay • Survival
Description	The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
Launch Date	October 10th

NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
When is the server launching?	The server will be launched on October 10th.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
Are there any pay-to-win mechanics?	No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD?	NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out?	NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Star Shards Collected:	240	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.