New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players: 105/400 Votes: 9263
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Enchantments Applied: 289 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Villages Defended: 14
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 9

New Minecraft Servers

VanillaSquad is a private server close to vanilla Minecraft. An open world, a pleasant atmosphere and a minimum of restrictions await you.Self-written plugins that do not break the atmosphere of vanilla Minecraft, voice chat, no teleportation, no economy, no private, no donation, no kit launch and freebies and much more, which has no analogue among CIS servers – all this will make your game even brighter and more interesting. Survive, build, create, make new acquaintances.

You won’t be bored with us. We have a lot of possibilities! You can open your own store with good goods at a good price, protected from price destabilization. You can organize various events and competitions, as well as participate and win other players’ amateur performances! On the server there are, for example, cities and villages with their own style, way of life and entertainment. Although no one is still forbidden to build themselves a completely autonomous bunker, hidden at the very bottom of the new big world, this is also fascinating in its own way. Even if you come in in the middle of the night, someone will definitely be playing here, because we have a large online presence ^_^

Server goal:Many private servers are created just for making money. Our priority is the development and improvement of the project, and with development the audience, interest among players, and, consequently, earnings will grow.

Griefing, toxic behavior, cheating and theft are strictly prohibited:We ban people for griefing and restore damaged buildings. The server also has a protection system where you can detect a griefer in a matter of seconds and immediately report to the moderators, who will process the request as soon as possible. Those who swear in the chat do not appear for a very long time.

We have a huge team:In the administration there is not one person, but a whole team, each member of which does his own job: the chief administrator, plugin developer, tech. administrator, manager, accountant, moderation and others.

Budget:A huge number of servers were closed due to lack of budget…Before creating the project, we took care of its accumulation, in case the project starts to go into the red. Thus, we will not close, but only understand that we are doing something wrong. We have also been working since 2019, which gives a huge guarantee of its performance.

Chips:Cool custom plugins; datapacks that do not break vanilla; large and functional website and more. We regularly make updates to improve ourselves. However, the main find is, of course, the golden community.

Equipment:We are on a dedicated server, one that cannot be found even on the second page of results for the query “cheap Minecraft hosting”; its operation is provided by the administration, which has been successfully doing this for many years. We constantly monitor updates to the server core; it is always up to date and has the latest fixes and improvements. Processor: Ryzen 9 7950x, RAM: 32 GB, SSD NVME: 560 GB. Everything for comfortable and stable work and play

To become a full-fledged VanillaSquad player, you need to link your Discord account to your Minecraft game account. To do this you need to follow a few simple steps:I. When you log into the server you will receive four numbers. Remember them carefully!II. In your Discord settings, be sure to allow server members to write messages to you. Then find our @VanillaSquad Assistant bot and send him those numbers from the game

mc.vanillasquad.com

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  • Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

    Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 2161
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

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  • BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

    BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 3598
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

    So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

    Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

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  • Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

    Gravity Exists, We Just Found It
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 431
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
    Zombie Dances: 4 Animals Bred: 43
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

    So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

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  • PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

    PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 8037
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Emeralds Found: 6557
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

    For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

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  • Two Times A Charm

    Two Times A Charm
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 4305
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome
    Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server
    Server IP
    mc.twotimesacharm.com
    Server Trailer
    https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM
    Server Features
    Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord
    Notes
    Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)
    All Server Commands
    /spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop
    Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
    No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb
    Server Rules (Allowed)
    PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

    FAQ

    1. Can I use mods on the server?

    Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

    2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

    You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

    3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

    Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

    4. How often are server backups performed?

    Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

    5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

    There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

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  • United States of Craft 1.20.5

    United States of Craft 1.20.5
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 1227
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

    Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

    You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

    So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

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  • BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

    BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 4762
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Mythical Quests Completed: 37
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Crops Grown: 9763 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

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    Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

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  • TaterTotTacoPizza

    TaterTotTacoPizza
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 6946
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 315 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 48
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

    On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

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  • Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

    Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 296
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 53
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

    Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

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  • Silvermons

    Silvermons
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 5055
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Silvermons Server Information
    Server IP play.silvermons.com
    Modpack The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

    About Silvermons Server

    Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What version of Minecraft is the server running? Minecraft 1.16.5
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
    What unique features does Silvermons offer? Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

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  • North American Frontier 1.21

    North American Frontier 1.21
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 1044
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 240
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Votes: 8540 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

    On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

    Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

    And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

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  • ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

    ThrowCraft: Patient Edition
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 2330
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

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  • TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

    TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 3824
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 52 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Villages Defended: 12 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

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  • CraftyQuestionz

    CraftyQuestionz
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 4146
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Zombie Dances: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

    But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • Longest Poop Record

    Longest Poop Record
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 1424
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!

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