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Edamame’s Musical Chairs Minecraft Server

apartment floor, Automation, Burn, Chairs, death, Edamames, Edamamesighety, Fall, fate, Fire, hopes and dreams, Human Resource, hustle, Minecraft, Musical, musical chairs, Prizes, rat race, replaced, Scientific, Server, Slavery, Storm, strawhut villagers, Surviving, train yourself, turn of a card, winning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surviving is just the beginning! Join us as you navigate through a world where you’ve been replaced by strawhut villagers and treated like a mere “human resource”. But fear not, because the prizes for winning in this rat race are truly out of this world!

Picture this: you can choose to either burn to your death, fall to your demise, or for those feeling extra adventurous, why not set yourself on fire first and then take the plunge? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! As you fight to stay alive in this cutthroat world, remember that they feast on your hopes and dreams, chewing you up and spitting you out as bones. It’s not fate that took us all by storm, it’s just the turn of a card in this twisted game of survival.

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server where slavery never ended, it just became scientific. Who knew virtual reality could be this wild?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	116
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Vote Fraud Master – VFM Minecraft SMP

AZ.., Ballot Box Arson, Content Creator, election fraud, Election Fuckery, election integrity, Election Investigations, election manipulation, Election Misconduct, Election Scandals, election security, election transparency, fraud, Heredia, Illegal Offices, Info Gathering, Master, Minecraft, oldfag, PA Election Lawsuits, smp, us elections, us politics, VFM, Vote, voter fraud

Hey there fellow gamers, seasoned player turned meme lord here. Looking for fellow conspiracy theorists to join my Minecraft SMP where we uncover the truth behind the rigged US elections. We’ve already discovered 4 secret illegal offices in Georgia and witnessed some ballot box arson in Oregon and Washington. But we need your help to gather evidence for the Pennsylvania election lawsuits and expose that shady Heredia guy in Arizona. Join us on this wild journey as we dive deep into the world of election fraud and maybe even uncover some alien conspiracies along the way. Trust me, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious SMP out there. Let’s expose the truth and have a good laugh while doing it!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more cows than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all decked out in the latest designer udder accessories. Plus, our server is so epic, it’s like the Ys Memoire of Minecraft worlds.

Join us and you’ll be living the Ys X: Nordics dream, battling it out with mobs in epic quests that will leave you breathless. And don’t worry about getting lost, because our server is so user-friendly, even a villager could navigate it.

So why wait? Join now and experience the legend of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your diamond sword and your sense of adventure – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

Advanced Bounty, Boopons, character demo, Cunning Hares, En-Nah, Friendship Fair, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Roaming the Ether, Routine Cleanup, Sixth Street market fair, smp, Soul Hounds III, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, vicious dogs within, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZFriends

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so bonkers, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our upcoming events like “En-Nah Into Your Lap” where you can claim 10 free Boopons (whatever those are) or “Vicious Dogs Within” where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III. Trust us, it’s a doggone good time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have redeemable codes for in-game goodies like ZENLESSGIFTHS and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC. Who needs diamonds when you have ZENLESSGIFTHS, are we right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of virtual revenge, cunning hares, and friendship fairs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! #BestServerEver #MinecraftMadness

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Confusing Men Minecraft Server

Confusing, discrimination, Enslavement, equality, Evil, feminism, Gender issues, Gender Roles, HUMAN RIGHTS, inspiration, love, Men, Minecraft, Misogyny, Paintings, poetry, relationships, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Women

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most confusing and unpredictable players around! Our players claim to love building and crafting, they profess their love for mining and exploring, they’ve been inspired by redstone creations and epic battles, but they still can’t resist pranking each other and starting crazy wars? How can you love something and yet want to blow it up with TNT? Are all players just insane?

Join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Build your dream castle only to have it destroyed by a sneaky player, team up with friends to take on epic quests only to have them turn on you in the end. You never know what to expect on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with the craziness of our Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Multi Search Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of searching for diamonds in Minecraft like a peasant? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a special multisearch feature that sends your search query to every search engine in existence all at once – talk about efficiency!

Join our server and experience the thrill of finding rare items in the game with the power of unlimited search engines at your fingertips. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have the power of the internet on your side?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Can you find him before he finds you? Join now and find out!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1188	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Tsukihime Anime Minecraft Server

adaptation, animation, Anime, character design, Community, controversy, criticism, Disappointment, dislike, Expectations, fanbase, Fandom, flaws, Minecraft, nasuverse, Opinions, Plot, reception, Server, tsukihime, unpopular, visual novel

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie. Plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja villagers who will defend it against any griefers or trolls. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	101
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Regular Self-Hatred Minecraft SMP

collapse, Emotional healing, hating the world, inner peace, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, regular, regular hatred, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-hatred, self-pity, self-realization, self-transformation, selfhatred, smp

Are you tired of hating yourself and ready to start hating the world instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rage out in a fun and constructive way! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild characters that will make you forget all about your self-hatred. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them laugh. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the hate flow through you!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Loaded by the Stairs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of unreliable companions in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Our virtual girlfriend will always be there for you, waiting patiently by the stairs. She won’t walk out on you, eat your food, or even say a word – she’s the perfect partner! And the best part? She’s always ready to poke, no complaints, just pure dedication. Join our server now and experience the joy of having a virtual girlfriend who will never run off with another player or spout off about something woke. Trust us, she’s the best companion you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	New Chunks Explored:	772920
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Bimbo Fur Minecraft SMP

Atompunk, bimbo, bimbo effect, Bimbos 2.0, bovine sugar mama, collared rookie, cop, Cop Bimbos, Cyberpunk, DOBERMAN, drawfriends, female bimbos, für, futa bimbos, Intercorsal Media, long tail tags, Marrying a Bimbo, Minecraft, smp, Stories, tags, Thread

Welcome to Cop Bimbos 2.0 Edition, where the only law is looking fabulous while fighting crime! Join us on this wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience the Bimbo Effect in an Atompunk setting.

Ever wanted to marry a bimbo? Well, we have a guide for that! And don’t forget about our Collared Rookie, Cyberpunk bimbo story, and the legendary Bovine Sugar Mama.

Drawfriends are welcome, because female bimbos are the best and futa bimbos are totally OK! So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with bimbos, crime-fighting, and lots of laughs. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a bimbo cop along the way!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Japan Is Better Than Europe Minecraft Server

Architecture, art, comparison, culture, customs, Economy, education, Europe, fashion, Food, Globalization, History, Japan, Language, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Server, society, Technology, tourism, Traditions, travel

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where history, language, and culture collide in the most epic way possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of ninja warriors from ancient Japan stumbled upon our server and decided to make it their new home. They brought with them their ninja skills, samurai swords, and a whole lot of sushi. Now, our server is filled with secret ninja hideouts, epic battles, and the occasional ninja dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical language school where you can learn to speak Japanese like a pro. Want to impress your friends with your newfound language skills? Join our server and start chatting in Japanese like a boss.

And last but not least, our server is a melting pot of different cultures from around the world. You’ll meet players from all walks of life, from Viking warriors to Egyptian pharaohs to alien astronauts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have when you join our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there. Trust us, Japan is better on our server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixel Peen Palace Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if a player sees your character’s pixelated private parts, they get a special surprise! That’s right, we call it the “Peek-a-Boo” bonus and it’s guaranteed to make your gaming experience unforgettable. So come join us for some hilarious and unexpected encounters, you never know who might catch a glimpse of your blocky bits next!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2

81k, achievement, Bitcoin, challenge, Community, cryptocurrency, Day, Day 2, determination, discipline, goal-setting, long-term commitment, Minecraft, motivation, no nut november, November, nut, perseverance, progress, self-control, smp, strength, success, Support, Willpower

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! On day 2, we had a player who managed to tame a creeper and ride it like a majestic steed through the land. Who else is going strong? Only the bravest and most daring players on our server, that’s who! Join us if you dare, but be warned – the adventures here are not for the faint of heart.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	103

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	2688	Dragon Eggs Found:	3644