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NoobRescue Minecraft Server

arrest, Blackmail, collect funds, consequences, demanding, escorts, Extortion, Felony.., funds, future career, Minecraft, misdemeanor, missed appointments, NoobRescue, police lieutenant, Recourse, Scamming.., Server, solicitation, spoiled son, stern talking to, young man

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of being a police lieutenant dealing with entitled parents and their spoiled son.

Imagine a world where you can arrest players for solicitation and make the local news headlines. Help us scare off the extortionists and protect the innocent escorts who just want to get paid for their missed appointments.

We promise outrageous storylines, intense negotiations with parents, and the chance to play the hero or the villain. So come on, join our server and let’s create some chaos together! Who needs regular Minecraft when you can have all this drama and excitement?

GFProtecNoAttac

annoyance, Arcade, Argument, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, games, GFProtecNoAttac, Girlfriend, loyalty, personal responsibility, perspective, Protection, Respect, right and wrong, rules, scolding, self defense, Staff, Understanding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3396
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hitting the glass of the coin dropper game is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time where you can unleash your inner rebel and show off your coin dropping skills without fear of being scolded by staff.

We promise a drama-free environment where you can let loose and have a blast with your friends. No need to worry about getting in trouble for breaking the rules – here, rule-breaking is celebrated!

So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of dropping coins like never before. Who knows, you might even win some epic prizes along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the coin dropping madness begin!

FiredFromMinecraftSMP

dismissal, employment termination, FIRED, FiredFromMinecraftSMP, getting fired, job dismissal, job loss, Job Termination, job termination consequences, job termination interview, job termination laws, job termination letter, job termination meeting, job termination notice, job termination procedures, job termination process, job termination reasons, losing job, reasons for getting fired, wrongful termination

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9209
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Yo bro, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I’m on. So like, you gotta join because we have this epic storyline where we’re all fighting against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And like, the llamas have this secret weapon called the “Llama-nator 3000” that shoots TNT at anyone who dares to challenge them.

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon too – it’s called the “Rainbow Unicorn Sword of Justice” and it shoots out rainbow lasers that turn the llamas into cupcakes. Yeah, you heard me right, cupcakes. And then we all have a big party and eat the llama cupcakes while dancing to disco music.

Oh and did I mention that we have a pet dragon named Fluffy who can fly us around the server and breathe fire on anyone who tries to grief our builds? Yeah, Fluffy is the real MVP.

So yeah, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP because we’re the coolest, craziest, most epic group of players you’ll ever meet. Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Don’t miss out, bro.

CraftyPJsServer

casual outfits, comfortable clothing, comfortable work attire, CraftyPJsServer, home office attire, home office fashion, loungewear, productivity, remote work, remote work wardrobe, telecommuting, video conferencing, virtual meetings, work from home, work from home comfort, work from home essentials, work from home fashion, work from home outfit ideas, work from home style, work from home tips, work-life balance

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Animals Bred:	85	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magic Items Found:	2582	Dragon Eggs Found:	2125
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of wearing the same old boring pajamas while working from home? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can dress your character in the most outrageous and hilarious outfits imaginable! Want to work from home in a banana suit? Done. How about a chicken costume? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Dress-Up Dungeon,” where players can battle monsters while wearing the most ridiculous outfits. Imagine taking down a dragon while dressed as a giant hot dog – now that’s a sight to see!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make working from home a whole lot more fun and entertaining, join us today and let your fashion fantasies run wild!

Putin’sCraft2021

biden, Biden administration, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, foreign policy, Government, international relations, joe biden, Politics, Presidential Transition, PutinsCraft2021, Russia sanctions, sanctions, sanctions policy, Trump era, Trump presidency, united states, US-Russia relations, White House, world news

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Enchantments Applied:	279	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1680

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN BIDEN AND TRUMP FIGHTING OVER THE LAST COOKIE. OUR PLAYERS ARE MORE CHAOTIC THAN A HERD OF SHEEP ON A SUGAR HIGH. COME JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE MORE SANCTIONS THAN BIDEN THROWING SHADE AT RUSSIA. PLUS, WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A MAZE MADE OF TNT. SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN… OR MAYBE JUST MORE ENTERTAINING.

FreshCraft: No More Blues

Blues, correlation, depressive symptoms, diet quality, diet type, food choices, fresh foods, FreshCraft, health, Lifestyle, long term, mental health, Mental well-being, nutrition, omnivore, Plant-Based, processed foods, research, study, wellness, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9241	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

so, like, if you wanna join this server, you gotta know that we did a study on like 10,000 women for nine years and found out that eating fresh food makes you less sad. like, who knew, right? so, come join our server and eat all the fresh food you want to be happy and stuff. we don’t care if you’re a plant-eater or a meat-eater, as long as you’re eating the good stuff, you’ll be chillin’ with us. come on, don’t be sad, eat some fresh food and game with us!

What are Minecraft servers like Umbra Network ?

building, Community, concoctions, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Professions, PvE, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Server, Skills, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	231	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Gods Slained:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Mineplex: Mineplex is a popular Minecraft server known for its diverse range of game modes, including Survival, Creative, and PvP. Players can enjoy unique mini-games and challenges while experiencing a welcoming community atmosphere.
Hypixel: Hypixel is another well-known Minecraft server that offers a wide variety of game modes, such as Skyblock, Bed Wars, and Mini-Games. With regular updates and events, Hypixel provides an engaging and dynamic gameplay experience for players of all levels.
The Hive: The Hive is a Minecraft server that focuses on fun and competitive gameplay. With game modes like Survival Games, Hide and Seek, and Arcade games, players can enjoy a diverse range of activities while socializing with other members of the community.
Mineville: Mineville is a family-friendly Minecraft server that offers a relaxed and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages. With regular events and a supportive community, Mineville provides a welcoming environment for players to explore and create together.
Cosmic PvP: Cosmic PvP is a Minecraft server that specializes in intense PvP battles and faction wars. With custom plugins and unique gameplay mechanics, Cosmic PvP offers a challenging and competitive environment for players looking to test their skills against others.

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PorfiMC Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Donations, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PorfiMC, privates, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Farms Harvested:	272
Animals Bred:	161	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

The best survival, with donations and privates!!!

PorfiMC.aternos.me:37500

Mystic Spacecraft 1.20

80s, animation, Anime, classic, convention, cult classic, Daicon IV, fan animation, fan culture, fanmade, japanese animation, long tail tag, mystic, Nostalgia, Otaku, rare, Retro, scanned version, Sci Fi, sought after, spacecraft, vhs

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	969652
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Yo, bro, forget about all those boring Minecraft servers out there, come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness!

We got scanned versions of everything, even the chickens have barcodes! And don’t even get me started on the epic YouTube videos we have playing in the background, it’s like a party in your computer screen!

Join us and witness the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it! Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown!

CashCraft Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday present, Boyfriend, cash gift, CashCraft, cheap gifts, ENTITLEMENT, expensive gifts, family dynamics, family relationships, financial independence, financial support, gift giving, Jobless, living expenses, Minecraft, personal finance, Resentment, Server, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, sister

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value financial responsibility and sibling drama! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of giving your sister €50 cash instead of the gift she wanted, and watch the chaos unfold as she gets really pissed at you!

Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good family feud and want to escape into a world where dropping out of a masters degree and living off your parents and boyfriend is the norm. Build your own virtual empire and show off your wealth by giving out envelopes of cash instead of thoughtful gifts.

But beware, the drama never stops on our server! Will you be the next to spark a heated debate over birthday gifts and financial obligations? Join us now and find out, because on our server, anything can happen – especially when it involves siblings and money!

SchoolBusNoMore

Blame, bus, CAR, cold, Communication, DAUGHTER, Driving, drop off, Events, learning, License, mad, nagging, Pick up, RESPONSIBILITY, School, SchoolBusNoMore, shared, tiring, walk, Winter

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your family all the time? Do you wish your spouse would just learn how to drive so you can share the responsibility? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and experience the thrill of driving virtual cars with your spouse! No more nagging or cold walks to school, just hop in your virtual car and zoom off to pick up your virtual kids. Plus, you can even race against other players to see who’s the fastest driver in town!

Don’t let your spouse blame you for everything, join our server and show them that driving can be a shared responsibility. Who knows, maybe they’ll even get inspired to learn how to drive in real life too! So come on, join us and let’s drive into the sunset together on our epic Minecraft server!

LuvStruck in Minecraft SMP

Affection, appreciation, Caring, Commitment, compassion, Connection, deep bond, devotion, emotions, fulfillment, Happiness, Intimacy, love, loyalty, LuvStruck, meaning of love, Minecraft, Passion, relationships, smp, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350
Dragon Scales Harvested:	489	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. We got diamonds for days, bro. And the mobs? They’re like, super chill and won’t even attack you. It’s like a peaceful paradise, man.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night. And get this, the creepers are our DJs. They drop sick beats, bro. It’s wild.

And if you’re into love, like, finding your Minecraft soulmate, then this server is the place to be. We have a whole dating section where you can find your blocky bae. It’s like Tinder, but for Minecraft.

So, if you’re looking for a good time, come join our server. It’s the most lit place in the Minecraft universe. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Love is in the air, bro. Love is in the air.

PleasantCraft: SunnySideUp

Contentment, family, Friends, Good Food, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Laughter, leisure, mental health, mindfulness, Music, Nature, outdoor activities, Peaceful, pleasant day, Pleasantcraft, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, SunnySideUp, Sunshine

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Star Shards Collected:	176	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring! Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a herd of friendly llamas wearing sunglasses and top hats. As you explore the world, you stumble upon a village where the villagers have all been transformed into dancing chickens. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, you come across a giant rainbow-colored sheep that shoots fireworks out of its backside.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has custom mini-games like “Llama Jousting” and “Chicken Dance-Off” where you can compete against other players for epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on quests to find hidden treasure guarded by a mischievous group of pandas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and get ready for a ‘pleasant day’ filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

CraftyNet’s Auschwitz Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Auschwitz, CraftyNets, Diplomacy, Genocide, Government, historical event, historical significance, Holocaust, international relations, Israeli-Polish relations, Jewish history, memorial event, Minecraft, Nazi atrocities, Netanyahu, Poland, political leaders, president, Remembrance, Server, solidarity, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build auschwitz memorial event for netanyahu!!! poland’s president is like “yo government let him come see our sick build” and we’re like “heck ya come check it out bro” so come join us for some crazy fun and historical reenactments!!! also we have free cake and fireworks every hour, it’s lit fam!!! #minecraft #netanyahu #auschwitz #polandpresident #cake #fireworks

Crafting Chaos: Canuck Edition

Asia-Pacific, Beijing, bilateral relations, Canada, Canuck, Chaos, cooperation, Crafting, Diplomacy, economic growth, economic partnership, economic stability, economic ties, Edition, foreign policy, global economy, international relations, North America, political stability, trade agreements, trade chaos, trade negotiations, trade war, trump

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Towns Built:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

LOL u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever, man. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots and a pet dragon. yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ dragon.

also, there’s this rumor goin’ around that if you build a house outta glowstone, you’ll unlock a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

so, like, forget about all that trade chaos stuff and come join the wackiest, wildest, most epic minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Players:	102/500	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3