Vanilla with a Side of Mild Chaos and Extra Anxiety 1.20.4

1.20.4, alliances, Anarchy, anxiety, building projects, Chaos, Community, Discord, Economy, EXCITEMENT, Experience, EXTRA, freedom, gameplay, Grief Prevention, HACKING, Mild, Plugins, Raiding, semi anarchy, Side, Skills, surprise encounters, Survival, Teleportation, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ores Mined:	3036	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Towns Built:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Server Name	UneasyVanilla – Vanilla Anarchy with NO Hacking
Server Type	Vanilla Anarchy
Start Date	10th of March 2020
Gameplay Features	No hacking, no gameplay-altering plugins, no teleportation, no sethome, no grief prevention, no pre-determined economy
Allowed Actions	Griefing and raiding

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?

A: No, using hacks or cheats is against the rules on UneasyVanilla. Players found using hacks will be banned.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Yes, griefing and raiding are permitted on UneasyVanilla. It is a vanilla anarchy server where players have the freedom to play as they wish.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: No, UneasyVanilla is a vanilla server with no gameplay-altering plugins. The experience is as close to the original game as possible.

Q: Can I team up with other players on the server?

A: Yes, players are free to form alliances and team up with other players on UneasyVanilla. Just be aware that betrayals and backstabbing can happen in an anarchy environment.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply enter the server IP uneasyvanilla.com in your Minecraft client and start playing. You can also join the Discord community for updates and discussions.

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mines Excavated:	1698
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Dragons Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9782
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9322
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3039
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Towns Built:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7553	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	New Chunks Explored:	589584
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Emeralds Found:	7327
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Emeralds Found:	8025
Meteorites Collected:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Star Shards Collected:	189

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Votes:	4992	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7032
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	5354	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	45
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	1129

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Endless Night Skies:	1	Towns Built:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!