Vanilla Survival: Where you can PVP your friends and enemies, but no crystals allowed! Crossplay welcome.

Allowed, Axes, bow, Bows, BUILD, challenge, Conquer, creativity, crossplay, crystals, economy plugins, enemies, Exploration, Friends, hacked clients, Land Claims, Monuments, pistons, PvP, semi anarchy, Sethome, Slime, Survival, sword, Thrill, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	18

New Minecraft Servers

sVanilla Survival: The Original No-Hacks SMP Experience for Java & Bedrock Geyser

Overview:

IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

No-Hacks Anarchy: We believe that hacks take away from what makes Minecraft fun – the thrill of the challenge.
Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: A few tweaks for enhanced gameplay without deviating from the authentic feel.
Bartering Economy: The server economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: With no land claims and a modest world border, feel free to explore any corner of the map.
Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset, allowing for lasting monuments.
TNT Duplication: Enabled for convenience in building and creating.

Join sVanilla Survival and be a part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed on sVanilla Survival?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival as they detract from the gameplay experience.
Is there a world border on sVanilla Survival?	Yes, there is a modest 300k world border for players to explore within.
Can I trade with other players on the server?	Yes, the server economy is based on bartering, allowing players to trade with each other.
Are there any quality of life modifications on sVanilla Survival?	Yes, there are a few quality of life tweaks such as teleport, ignore, and sethome commands for player convenience.
Will the map ever reset on sVanilla Survival?	No, the map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations for years to come.

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	78	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Buildings Constructed:	43
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mines Excavated:	3163	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mines Excavated:	4493
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	738

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	107
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Holy Grails Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ores Mined:	5626
Enchantments Applied:	119	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.