if the server is closed, log in at 9 a.m. Moscow time
kowak.exaroton.me:49753
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PainfulPixels Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! I once accidentally fell into a pit of lava and it was like getting a million paper cuts all over my body at once, but like, in Minecraft. And then I respawned and did it again because YOLO, amirite? So come join us and experience the most intense physical pain of your life, but like, in a fun way. Trust me, it’s totally worth it for the memes and the lols.
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StinkyCraft
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone smells like they haven’t showered in weeks? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about offending anyone with their stinky odor because on our server, we have a special plugin that releases a burst of fresh lavender scent every time someone logs in. So not only will you have a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also come out smelling like a field of flowers. Join now and say goodbye to stinky players forever!
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CraftyGuard Minecraft Server
OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret spy base where we plot to lure and kidnap journalists from other servers! Iran’s Revolutionary Guard ain’t got nothin’ on us, we be the real deal! Join now and be part of the most insane mission to take over the minecraft world! Who needs diamonds when you can have journalists, amirite?! #journalistkidnappers #minecraftspies #revolutionaryguardwho
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E-Cig Ban in Belgium: No More Puff Puff Craft
yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like the belgium of all servers, cuz we ban sales of disposable e-cigarettes, like wut even is that? but yea, we’re trendsetters in da EU, so u know we’re da real deal. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s wild up in here. come join us and be part of the madness, u won’t regret it.
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Ice Age Madness
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT GLOBAL GLACIER EVOLUTION GOIN’ ON! UNDER HIGH-EMISSION SCENARIOS, WE GOT ANNUAL LOSSES THAT JUST KEEP ON INCREASIN’ UNTIL 2100! IT’S PEAKIN’ AROUND 3 TIMES CURRENT LOSSES, Y’ALL! THAT’S LIKE, CRAZY TALK! WE TALKIN’ LOSSES OF 46%–54% OVER THE 2015–2100 TIME PERIOD!SO IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME WILD GLACIER ACTION AND WATCH THE ICE MELT BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES, THEN COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER! WE GOT THE HOTTEST MINECRAFT CLIMATE AROUND!JOIN US NOW BEFORE WE ALL TURN INTO PENGUINS OR SOMETHIN’! LOL!