| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 524 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5106 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7698 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 194 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4684 |
Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.
Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?
So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 3674 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!
So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 3011 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 321 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 235 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?
So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 1603 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Votes: | 1750 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 6434 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 343 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 142 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.
so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 5455 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 |
Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and virtual friendships that will make you question why you ever cared about real world problems in the first place. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host epic parties with pixelated snacks and virtual drinks.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 6434 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Animals Bred: | 53 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 161 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 7848 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 6087 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7773 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You gotta solve riddles and parkour your way in, but once you’re in, it’s like a party 24/7. And the best part is, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on griefers. Like, how epic is that?
So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane, ridiculous, and totally not serious Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a roller coaster made out of gold blocks. Like, what even is life anymore? Join now, before Larry spits on you too!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 8085 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas with top hats and monocles.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a hidden village filled with villagers who speak in nothing but puns. That’s right, you’ll be laughing your way through trades and quests as you try to decipher their hilarious wordplay.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 4660 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Realm Name | Realm Code |
|---|---|
| Jk Realm 1 | VqtaUznAGi4 |
| Ts Realm 2 | YrXnSm8e6n8 |
| Ats Realm 3 | zNqwg5mGFAg |
This Minecraft server offers an immersive journey filled with untold mysteries for players to explore. It includes crafting majestic structures, embarking on daring quests, and immersing yourself in a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.
There are three realms available for players to join: Jk Realm 1, Ts Realm 2, and Ats Realm 3.
To join this Minecraft server, use the realm code provided for the realm you wish to join and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery await!
You can find more information and join the server’s Discord community by visiting https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 502 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2491 |
Join this server for a mind-bending experience that will blow your mind harder than a NERV experiment gone wrong.
Forget about boring old servers, this one is like the End of Evangelion but with creepers and diamonds instead of angels and Evas.
Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this technobabble-filled world of blocky madness. It’s the only server worth your time, just like ANIMA is the only worthwhile piece of Eva media after EoE.
So what are you waiting for? Dive in and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 3842 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 11 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8971 |
Our server is like a well-oiled machine, but without the creepy trackers and nosy supervisors. We encourage innovation and out-of-the-box thinking, so you can build your virtual empire without fear of someone stealing your thunder.
So, if you’re tired of workplace drama and just want to have a good time building epic structures with like-minded players, join our server today! Who needs SOPs when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine and craft our way to greatness together!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9992 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Join us for crazy events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a diamond block. Or how about our weekly “TNT Cannon Wars” where teams compete to blow up each other’s bases in the most spectacular way possible?
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens and battle it out in epic duels.
So come on down to our server and get ready for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs real-life socializing when you can hang out with a bunch of blocky characters in a virtual world? Let’s get this party started, gamers!
