Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Struggle with Basic Minecraft Skills – Just Like Hermitcraft But We Suck!

AudioPlayer, Basic, Bluemap, Builder, city building, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, Explorer, Grief Protection, hermitcraft, International player base, Minecraft, Nether, ordinary, Pig PVP Event, Players, redstone engineer, server-wide events, Simple VoiceChat, Skills, smp, Struggle, Suck, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, Whitelisted server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1786
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

Category	Description
Version	Java 1.21 (Vanilla)
Whitelisted	Yes
Mods	BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more

Why Join Us?

Active and Diverse Players
Whitelisted server for a high-quality community
Frequent server-wide events

Don’t miss our upcoming Pig PVP Event in 24 hours!

How to Join:

Join us on DISCORD

Happy crafting!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server always up to date with the latest features?	Yes, we are on Java 1.21 and update regularly.
How can I protect my builds from griefers?	Although it’s vanilla, we have measures in place for grief protection.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, we have rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community experience.

Eastern Silk 1.20.1

#Textiles, 1.20.1, art, Asian crafts, Asian thread, craft supplies, Crafting, Cultural, design, diy, eastern, embroidery, embroidery thread, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, needlecraft, needlework, Sewing, silk, stitching, textile art, Traditional

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	9167
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ trip to Asia without leaving your mom’s basement!

We got pandas, bamboo forests, and even ninja villages for you to explore.

And get this, you can ride on a dragon and battle other players in epic kung fu showdowns.

Plus, there’s a secret hot spring where you can chill with geishas and samurais after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our Asian adventure on!

SecretSibsMC Server

appease, boardmate, Boyfriend, brother, Chores, Department, Drama, fresh produce, friend group, groceries, husband and wife, Infidelity, love, mutual friend group, negotiator, Party, secret relationship, SecretSibsMC, Server, situationship, vegetable vendors, yard shift

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Animals Bred:	164
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can witness the epic love triangle between Alice, her boyfriend, and her boardmate’s brother!

Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

DoggyStyleCraft

bells on collar, black lab, dark black coat, dog coat, DoggyStyleCraft, lawsuit, nearly blind, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, reflective coat, reflective spray paint, reflective tape, Rural area, Safety, shared road, stubborn neighbor, support dog, Vandalism, VISIBILITY, winter coat, winter months

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3268	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Hey there Minecrafters! So, picture this: you’re living in a rural area, minding your own business, when suddenly your blind neighbor’s support dog keeps blending into the dark winter mornings like a ninja in a black coat. You’re just trying to drive to your virtual mine, but you keep almost running over this stealthy pup!

But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	6396	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	28

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Farms Harvested:	247	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchantments Applied:	180
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Enchantments Applied:	120
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	1966	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Towns Built:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Villages Defended:	12
Crops Grown:	1178	Wilderness Tamed:	20

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mines Excavated:	1250
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!