Vanilla SMP: Where even the mechanics are so plain you’ll fall asleep in 0.5 seconds flat

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	21
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay

Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I keep my house safe?	We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property.
How does the diamond economy work?	You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops.
Are there regular events?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient.
How are crafting tweaks implemented?	We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience.

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	909961
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Crops Grown:	3489
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Emeralds Found:	2913
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	688

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	62
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Star Shards Collected:	259	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Void Armor Forged:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	177
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Secret Passages Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Potions Brewed:	187	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?