Vanilla SMP: The Essencetial Minecraft Experience

Abuse, ADMIN, Balanced, Damage, Discord, Economies, Essencetial, Experience, fit, Fun, Griefing, Minecraft, old school, Plugins, Rollback, rules, Season, smp, Started, stealing, third, Vanilla, Vote Rewards

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	462
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Farms Harvested:	593

New Minecraft Servers

MC Essence <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/thomas-j-vlogs/">Server</a>

MC Essence Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Season	Third Season (Started in 2021)
Main Theme	Old school Minecraft fun
Rules	No griefing or stealing

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/ZXq8yWRy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is MC Essence a vanilla SMP?	Yes, MC Essence is a vanilla SMP server.
When was MC Essence started?	MC Essence was started in 2021 and is currently on its third season.
What is the main theme of this season?	The main theme is old school Minecraft fun.
Are griefing and stealing allowed on MC Essence?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed. Plugins are in place to rollback any damage or theft caused by griefers.

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Holy Grails Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Towns Built:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7815	Players Killed by Monsters:	9138
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Potions Brewed:	161	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Love Letters Sent:	7	Crops Grown:	4220
Dragon Eggs Found:	5409	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Potions Brewed:	81
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	131281
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!

CraftyNaziServer

Accountability, Banking Scandal, controversy, corporate responsibility, CraftyNaziServer, Credit Suisse, deeper than thought, Ethics, financial institution, financial sector, History, Holocaust, investigation, media report, Nazi ties, public relations, reputation, switzerland, ties to Nazis, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret underground bunker full of treasure and adventure. we got hidden nazi gold and ancient artifacts just waiting to be discovered. but be careful, cuz there are booby traps and secret passages everywhere. it’s like a real-life indiana jones movie, but in minecraft form. plus, we have a secret society of players who are trying to uncover the truth about the server’s mysterious past. so come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the secrets of the server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

air defense, ATACMS missiles, ballistic missiles, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, defense systems, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, military conflict, military escalation, military technology, Missile, missile defense, national security, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Animals Bred:	44
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than russia vs kyiv!!! we got atacms missiles flying everywhere but don’t worry, our players are pros at shooting them down. come build your base and watch out for those sneaky russians trying to retaliate against you. join now for the most intense and chaotic gameplay you’ll ever experience, trust us, it’s a blast!

Aren.lol

Alpha, Aren.lol, core, Custom, develop, Early, expand, Inspired, Knockback, Map, MODERN, Network, optimised, Plugins, Possibly, PvP, self-made, Spawn, Spigot, Syuu, Time

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2677
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Server Overview

Feature	Description
IP	Aren.lol (1.8)
Discord	https://discord.gg/d3aFxsTPyE
Inspiration	Heavily inspired by old FFA servers and the old syuu spawn
Development	Early alpha stage with one map, possible expansion into a network
Optimisation	Custom spigot core for server optimisation

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server in beta or alpha stage?	The server is currently in the early alpha stage
How many maps does the server have?	At the moment, the server only includes one map
Will the server expand into a network?	There are plans to possibly expand the server into a network in the future
What core does the server use for optimisation?	The server utilises a custom spigot core for optimal performance

Zesty Country Craft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Country, Craft, national pride, patriotism, Zest, zest for life, zest for living, zestful, zestful citizens, zestful community, zestful country, zestful culture, zestful lifestyle, zestful living, zestful nation, zestful people, zestful society, zestful traditions, zestfully, zestiness, Zesty

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate zesty adventure!

We have more sheep than you can count, and they all wear sunglasses for maximum coolness.

Our pigs have been trained in the art of breakdancing, so you can have epic dance battles with them.

The cows on our server produce chocolate milk, because why settle for regular milk when you can have chocolatey goodness?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can ride our llamas into battle against the evil zombie hordes.

So come on down and join us for a zesty time like no other!

CryBabyCraft Minecraft Server

CryBabyCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	986
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magic Items Found:	3334	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4922
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Farms Harvested:	782	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your patience and decision-making skills? Look no further than our server, where we promise to give you the ultimate challenge just like dealing with a bossy and manipulative grandkid!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to reason with a crying eight-year-old who only wants her cake in one piece. And don’t forget about the intense chess matches where you’ll have to come up with creative solutions to avoid a meltdown.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like dealing with a tantrum-throwing child, you’ll need nerves of steel and a sense of humor to survive the chaos. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

TattooTroubleCraft

Argument, Author, avoidance, Body, Boyfriend, Communication, decision, disagreement, Expression, Individuality, judgment, justification, London, personal choice, Quote, relationship, self esteem, Self-expression, tattoo, TattooTroubleCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	724	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and judgment like this poor soul with the tattoo! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no judgment for your ink choices!

On our server, you can express yourself freely without fear of being shamed by your significant other. Build a world where your tattoos are celebrated, not criticized. Who cares if it’s a quote from a famous author or a random doodle – it’s all about self-expression here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild. And hey, if you need a break from the drama, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun. No need to justify your decisions here – just build, explore, and enjoy the freedom of Minecraft!