Vanilla SMP

400k x 400k, Cheats, developers, Discord, Experience, gameplay, Griefing, insiding, Ip:, killing, original, PvP, Raiding, rules, Server, smp, stealing, Survival, unmodified, Vanilla, World Borders

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Server IP	mc.vanillasmp.org
Java Port	25565
Bedrock Port	19132

Vanilla SMP

Our minecraft vanilla server offer a pure, unmodified version of the game, providing the original gameplay experience as intended by the developers.

Server Information:

World Borders	Overworld
400k x 400k

Rules

PvP: Allowed
Raiding: Allowed
Stealing: Allowed
Killing: Allowed
Griefing: Allowed
Insiding: Allowed

Cheats are not allowed

Note: This is a survival server with no rules on PvP, raiding, or griefing. Be prepared for anything!

Discord – https://discord.com/invite/fSDcTptG5c

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I use mods on this server?

As this is a vanilla server, we do not allow any mods that give players an unfair advantage or modify the gameplay.

2. Are there any restrictions on building structures?

Players are free to build anywhere within the world borders, as long as it does not interfere with other players’ creations or the natural environment.

3. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report any rule violations or inappropriate behavior to the server moderators either on Discord or through in-game chat.

4. Is griefing allowed on this server?

Yes, griefing is allowed on this server, so players should be cautious about protecting their builds and resources.

5. Can I team up with other players for survival?

Players are free to form alliances or teams with other players for survival, but betrayal and insiding are also permitted, so trust carefully.

FreakCraft

BUILD, Challenges, Discord, Freakcraft, Ip:, Issues, java, LATEST, Machine, Play, purpose-built, QUIRKS, Real Vanilla, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Social, Stable, stable jar, Technical, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

FreakCraft Minecraft Server
Minecraft Version: 1.17
Server Type: Vanilla
IP Address: freakcraft.net
Discord: Join our Discord server

Overview

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there any plugins on the server?

A: No, FreakCraft is a pure vanilla server without any plugins.

Q: Can I use /tp or /sethome commands?

A: No, there are no teleportation or home set commands available on this server. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is always on the latest stable vanilla jar version.

Q: Are technical Minecrafters welcomed on FreakCraft?

A: Yes, technical Minecraft players are welcomed on FreakCraft to challenge themselves with the quirks and challenges of true vanilla gameplay.

Q: Where can I find more information or engage with the community?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj to chat with other players and stay updated on server events.

Eternal Maidens 1.21.2

1.21.2, adult content, Anime, Anime Community, anime culture, anime tropes, canon, Character development, ETERNAL, explicit content, Female Characters, fictional characters, Girls, Maidens, Manga, Manga fandom, mature themes, non-virgin, relationships, sexual experiences, sexual history, storylines, taboo subjects

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	704	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! We got all the canon non-virgin anime/manga girls you could ever dream of!

They’re like, totally badass and not afraid to show off their skills in battle.

Plus, they’re all super hot and ready to kick some creeper butt with you.

Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with these fierce ladies and dominate the virtual world together!

CraftyMillennials

changing times, Childhood, childhood memories, communication changes, CraftyMillennials, cultural shifts, evolving language, generational differences, historical sayings, language evolution, language nostalgia, language trends, Millennials, Nostalgia, obsolete phrases, past sayings, phrases, phrases from the past, popular sayings, Reminiscing, societal changes

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8327
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Are you tired of being told to go play outside? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can play outside without ever leaving the comfort of your own home! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual world and never hear the phrase “go play outside” again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start your epic Minecraft journey today!

Glacier Microbe Madness

bacterial microbiomes, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation efforts, Diverse, ecosystem health, environmental impact, Freshwater Ecosystems, glacier, glacier shrinkage, glacier-fed streams, global study, global warming, madness, melting glaciers, Microbe, microbial communities, microbial diversity, region specific, threatened, Unique, water quality

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the bacteria are the real stars of the show! forget about building houses and farming crops, here you can explore the diverse and region-specific bacterial microbiomes in glacier-fed streams! watch out for the climate-induced glacier shrinkage though, those pesky glaciers are always causing trouble for our bacterial buddies. join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

OrbitMC

Active, best, Community, Experience, Fun, Growing, Hermitcraft-like, Involved, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, Season, second, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Whitelist

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Love Letters Sent:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Server Season	2nd Season
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive
Links	Linktree

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the OrbitMC server?

Check out our Linktree for ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself to start playing.

Is the server modded or vanilla?

OrbitMC is a semi-vanilla server, meaning it has some plugins for added gameplay features but still maintains the vanilla Minecraft experience.

How do I contact the staff team for help?

You can contact the staff team through in-game messages, Discord, or through the server’s website forum.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, OrbitMC has a set of rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. Make sure to read and adhere to these rules when playing on the server.

MysticCraft Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, mysterious discovery, Mystery, MysticCraft, No. 929623615, novel, puzzle, Realm, secret, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown author, unknown identity

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old survival mode? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Sounds crazy, right? But on this server, anything is possible!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on this one-of-a-kind server. See you there, if you dare!

MarrowMomma’sAssistanceNeeded

bone marrow donation, challenging situations, communication breakdown, critical illness, difficult conversations, emotional distress, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family Support, healthcare decisions, ISOLATION, long distance travel, MarrowMommasAssistanceNeeded, medical procedure, mother-daughter relationship, pain management, personal sacrifice, secondary effects, self-care, supportive friends., Terrorism

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dimension Hops:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Hey there gamers,

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing some Minecraft, when BAM! You get a message from some doctors saying you’re a perfect match for a bone transplant. Like, what are the odds, right? But wait, it gets crazier. The whole process is super rushed, like they’re in a hurry to save someone’s life or something.

But here’s the kicker – you’re in so much pain from the meds they’re making you take, it’s like a real-life survival challenge. And get this, your family is no help at all. They’re all like, “I would never do that,” or “just donate blood instead,” or my personal favorite, “you have to suck it up and not complain.” Like, excuse me, I’m in agony here!

But fear not, fellow gamers, because on our server, we’ve got your back. We’ll support you through all your bone marrow adventures and make sure you never feel alone. Plus, we’ve got some epic events that will distract you from the pain – no terrorist attacks here, just good old-fashioned fun.

So join us on the most bone-chilling Minecraft server out there, where the only thing you’ll be complaining about is how much fun you’re having. See you in the game, bone donors!

SpouseSnatcher420 Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, SpouseSnatcher420

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9295
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of killer bunnies. Yeah, you heard that right, killer bunnies! And that’s not all, our server has a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and flying pigs. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely of melons, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. I’m talking unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, you name it!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate while you’re at it. Love is in the air, my fellow gamers!

CraftyChicksLoveMe

approach, attraction, Behavior, Body language, Clarity, Communication, CraftyChicksLoveMe, cues, DATING, directness, Expectations, FLIRTING, Interest, Men, Perception, relationships, response, Signals, signs, Understanding, Women

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Ores Mined:	2850	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of trying to decipher the cryptic messages of women? Join our Minecraft server where the only language spoken is blocky and straightforward! No more guessing games, just pure, unadulterated fun building and exploring with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of mixed signals. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it has the power to make you instantly irresistible to anyone who crosses your path. So why wait? Join now and let the pixelated love connections begin!

CraftyCanuckPMTrudeauResigns

#announcement, breaking news, Canada, Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyCanuckPMTrudeauResigns, early retirement, Ethics, Government, justin trudeau, leadership, News, PM Trudeau, political decision, political future, political turmoil, Politics, resignation, scandal, stepping down

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	235970	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

okay so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s as lit as a bonfire on a summer night? well, this server is the bomb dot com, trust me. why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story. one time, a player on this server found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by a pack of killer rabbits. but instead of running away like a scaredy cat, they tamed the rabbits and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. it was epic, dude. so if u want to experience crazy adventures like that, join this server now before u miss out on all the fun. plus, the admin is a unicorn in disguise, how cool is that? so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night in the nether? yeah, it’s lit.

Buzzing Bee Farmyard

agriculture, Agriculture (Industry), Animal pollination, Bee, BEES, Biodiversity, butterflies, buzzing, crop quality, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, Farmyard, Flowers, food security, food supply, global food production, insects, movement patterns, plant variety, plantations, pollination services, Pollinators, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	189	Magic Items Found:	5281
Ores Mined:	1186	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Farms Harvested:	530
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where animals pollinate the crops and make them taste like rainbows and unicorns! 🌈🦄 our pollinators are like tiny little fairies spreading magic dust all over the plants, making them grow faster and tastier! 🌱🍓🍇

you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server, riding giant bees and butterflies through fields of glowing flowers! 🐝🦋 and the best part is, the more you play, the more you’ll unlock special powers like super speed and the ability to talk to plants! 🌿🗣️

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the most magical minecraft server in the universe! 🚀🌌✨

What are Minecraft servers like ElysiumMc Network ?

#exciting, Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Epic, Factions, Fun, game modes, gameplay, loving, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, online gaming, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Staff, Survival, Survival Games, Unique

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	1408	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7514	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Towns Built:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Some of the Minecraft servers similar to ElysiumMc Network include:

1. Hypixel – Hypixel is one of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers known for its wide variety of game modes, custom minigames, and active player base.

2. Mineplex – Mineplex offers a diverse range of multiplayer games and challenges for players to enjoy, alongside a friendly community and active staff members.

3. The Hive – The Hive features unique game modes such as Hide and Seek, DeathRun, and Survival Games, providing players with a fresh and exciting experience each time they log on.

4. CubeCraft Games – CubeCraft Games offers a mix of classic and custom minigames, including popular modes like SkyWars, EggWars, and more, ensuring players never run out of things to do.

5. Grian Network – Grian Network is a community-driven Minecraft server known for its creative building competitions, events, and challenges, perfect for players who enjoy unleashing their creativity.

These servers are just a few examples of the many Minecraft servers that offer similar gameplay experiences to ElysiumMc Network. Whether you’re looking for competitive PvP battles, cooperative minigames, or creative building opportunities, there’s a server out there for everyone to enjoy.

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⭐ MineBlaze 🔥 More than 10 mini-games ⭐ Minecraft server

ajast, Bedwars, chicks, Cool, e-liquids, Fly, free cases, helicopters, KitPvP, mech mods, MineBlaze, minecraft server, Mini Games, Murder Mystery, plane, sex classes, Spawn, TEAM, track, vape, Vapes

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ores Mined:	6550
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Vapes, free cases, many mini-games. All this is on our server!

Have you ever seen such a cool server like ours? On our server you can get high on a vape (lots of e-liquids of different flavors, mech mods, ajast, etc.) until you lose consciousness, play cool mini-games (bedwars, kitpvp and the cool Murder Mystery) with a vape, get free cases through the team /free.

Are you interested in this yet? Then later we will finish you off with just the COOLEST HELICOPTERS!! Only here you can fly a cool plane around the spawn and roll your chicks off the track. (there are sex classes too) So come and visit us quickly!

MINEBLAZE.GO.GGMINE.RU

PROJECT ARCHITECT 2 SERVER

1am, 1PM, 7am, 7pm EST, Architect, Curseforge, Difficulty, End.., Game version, HARD, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Modded, Nether, pre-generated chunks, Project, Server, server age, Server restarts, Spawn, U.S. East

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Love Letters Sent:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Mod Pack Name	Project Architect 2
Pack Version	4.8
Recommended Launcher	CurseForge
Game Version	1.20.1
Server IP	Found in Discord Server
Discord Invite	https://discord.gg/HAjadF2V
Hosted	U.S. East
Server Age	3 Weeks

FAQs:

Q: How do I connect to the server?

A: You can find the server IP in the Discord server listed above.

Q: What game difficulty is the server set to?

A: The server is set to Hard difficulty.

Q: When do server restarts occur?

A: Server restarts regularly occur at 1am, 7am, 1pm, and 7pm EST.

Roadside Oasis 1.20.4

1.20.4, adult activities, awkward situation, couple, Disgusting, disruptive, EMBARRASSING, Inappropriate Behavior, INTIMATE, late night, loud sex, Motel, noisy neighbors, Oasis, Obnoxious, privacy, public display, ROADSIDE, roadside hotel, scandalous, thin walls, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unexpected Encounter

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Yo, bro, forget about roadside hotels and loud sex, come join our Minecraft server where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the sound of creepers exploding and players yelling “TIMBER” when they chop down trees! Plus, our female players are way less obnoxious and disgusting than that woman, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable sanity!