| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 2868 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 304 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a majestic unicorn, a fearless warrior, or even a blocky Brad Pitt. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! So come on, join us and leave your balding, drug addict look behind. Who knows, maybe on our server, the girl of your dreams will finally notice you – or at least your pixelated alter ego!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 75 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?
Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us if you want to experience the most traumatic scenes from your favorite anime recreated in Minecraft! Picture this: fighting off a horde of creepers while reliving the heart-wrenching moment when your favorite anime character meets their demise. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in block form!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself guards the entrance, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to enter.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of anime-inspired chaos and adventure!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t even get us started on our weekly llama races.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a floating island made entirely of cake, and a maze so confusing even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 6803 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “found the faggot” treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground city where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for stacks of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swipe.
So why waste your time with the normies when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a normalfaggot, you’re a Minecraft master!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a maze filled with dancing skeletons. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you jokes before blowing up your base.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant talking chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Potions Brewed: | 185 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 9877 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play chess in their free time. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also host weekly tournaments where players must compete in intense Vietnamese basket weaving challenges to claim the title of Master Weaver.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even encounter a mysterious potion that turns you into a chicken for a day or stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But wait, there’s more! We have AFU raids on Orthodox Cathedrals, tax increases to keep the war effort alive, and Ukrainian Parliament approving the biggest tax increase yet! And let’s not forget about the center of Toretsk being reached by Russian forces – it’s a party you don’t want to miss!
So come on down to our server where the action never stops and the drama is always at an all-time high. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can experience all this insanity in one place? Join now and be a part of the chaos!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1169 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they were the best builder in the land. Little did they know, our resident prankster had rigged their house with exploding chickens! It was a clucking disaster, but oh boy was it hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Discord and join our mumble server for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of building on the side. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Buster – servers with completely different ideas. These servers are similar in one thing: survival. We strive to make the server a comfortable place for players who love different games. Rust, Minecraft, Phasmophobia… We’re sure there’s a place for everyone!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Buildings Constructed: | 17 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing villagers appear and challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. Or how about a PVP season where you have to fight outdoors while dodging flaming arrows and flying pigs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a main story unlock that involves a Decagrammaton chapter 2 where you must wield the Sword of Flames to defeat evil mobs. Plus, we have limited edition idol characters like Mari, Sakurako, and Mine who will serenade you with their angelic voices as you explore the world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Who knows what crazy antics and hilarious moments await you in this one-of-a-kind virtual world.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
