| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 7146 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 23 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 5421 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7849 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 1568 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9386 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 66 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 739431 |
Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.
Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.
But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.
No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 304 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 390000 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 5030 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 183 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 7798 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!
So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 7373 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 179 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6331 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8285 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 7182 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 188 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.
Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?
So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 9922 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 7304 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 2547 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5041 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 172 |
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A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!
A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.
A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.
A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.
A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 7555 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.
Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.
But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 4263 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 4319 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 5872 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 6269 |
We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.
So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 5013 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?
oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.
so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3807 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 112 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.
So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!
