| Criteria | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla SMP |
| PVP | Encourages vanilla PVP |
| Location | NA (North America) |
| Membership | Active members |
A: Yes, the server is a vanilla SMP.
A: Yes, the server encourages vanilla PVP.
A: The server is located in North America.
A: Yes, there are active members on the server.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in epic llama races across the desert. And that’s just the beginning!
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once had a player who built a functioning spaceship and flew to the moon to battle space creepers. True story!
So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join our server and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. The madness awaits!
Join us if you want to solve crimes, uncover secrets, and maybe even catch a glimpse of a shadowy figure lurking in the shadows. Our server is filled with hidden passageways, secret codes, and even a few double-crossing NPCs who are always up to no good.
But beware, not everything is as it seems in this dark and gritty world. You never know who you can trust, and one wrong move could land you in a virtual interrogation room faster than you can say “I swear, I didn’t steal those diamonds!”
So grab your trench coat, put on your fedora, and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our Minecraft SMP and become the ultimate detective in the world of Film Noir. Just don’t forget to watch your back, because in this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a player with a secret to hide.
Join our server and experience the thrill of victory as you dominate in PvP battles, conquer epic dungeons, and build the most epic bases that will make even Herobrine jealous.
But beware, the losers on other servers will try to infiltrate our ranks, so you must stay on your toes and prove that you are a true winner.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Because here, only winners get dubs.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic pizza parties in all of Minecraft! Our pizza brand is so popular that even the creepers can’t resist coming to our parties. Plus, rumor has it that our pizza toppings have magical powers that can make you fly in the game. Who needs wings when you have pizza, right?
So come on over to our server and let’s show the world that being a cunt is not a bad thing, it’s a way of life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!