Vanilla Minecraft Server: Where PvP is like pineapple on pizza – definitely unwelcome!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1472
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Gods Slained:	1
New Chunks Explored:	771430	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

New Minecraft Servers

CommunityCraft SMP Overview

Server IP	play.communitycraft.live
Discord	discord.gg/CommunityCraft
Bluemap	communitycraft.live
Youtube	youtube.com/@CommunityCraftSMP

What We Offer:

Vanilla SMP Experience
Small Dedicated Player-base
Quality of Life Mods
Latest Version
No Claims, No Locked chests, No Economy regulation, No World border, No Donations, No Voting, No Ranks

We truly believe that we are unique in providing a vanilla SMP experience that is protected from grief, stealing, and unwanted pvp. Go on solo adventures or team up with friends and build something incredible! Be inspired by the creativity of others! Survive and Be Epic!

NO tolerance for cheating, unwanted pvp, griefing, or stealing!

Recent Player Review:

“This server is mad cool– it’s like actual vanilla!”

Thanks for checking us out!

FAQ Questions & Answers:

Question	Answer
Is this server vanilla-style?	Yes, CommunityCraft SMP provides a public cooperative vanilla-style SMP for all players.
What plugins are used?	Only the most necessary plugins for running a server are used. The team is dedicated to maintaining a great vanilla experience.
How can I join?	Join before the greylist by connecting to the server IP: play.communitycraft.live
What is the server difficulty set to?	The difficulty is set to Hard.
Are there any in-game restrictions?	No, there are no claims, locked chests, economy regulation, world border, donations, voting, or ranks.

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magic Items Found:	7170	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Mines Excavated:	4282	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	336
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	3413
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	4398	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	858466	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Towns Built:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Emeralds Found:	3501	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Star Shards Collected:	277	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	5961	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Endless Night Skies:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Farms Harvested:	402
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!