Vanilla Java 1.20.4: The Ordinary SMP with a Fancy Twist! Join the Hermitcraft-like Whitelist Fun now!

1.20.4, Active, Amazing world, Cheatings, Community, Crafters, Discord, Fancy, Feedbacks, Fun, Hermitcraftlike, java, Join, join us, members, Minecraft, Mods, ordinary, Player Base, Server, smp, Suggestions, Twist, Vanilla, Voicechat, wandering traders, Whitelist, Whitelisted, world

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Farms Harvested:	882	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	1632
Enchantments Applied:	80	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Whitelisted SMP
Features	Simple Voicechat, 1.21 blocks, better Wandering traders
Community	Active with more than 100 members on Discord
Join Us	Discord Link

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so you will need to join our Discord server and follow the instructions there to apply for whitelist.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a friendly and fair gaming environment. You can find the rules on our Discord server or ask one of the moderators.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: No, this is a Vanilla server, so mods are not allowed. However, we do have some plugins to enhance gameplay.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. We value cooperation and respect among players.

Q: How can I give feedback or suggestions?

A: We welcome all feedback and suggestions. You can share them on our Discord server or directly message one of the admins.

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	146	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Potions Brewed:	125
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	129	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Villages Defended:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ores Mined:	9281	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Farms Harvested:	602
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4817
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mines Excavated:	3221	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Towns Built:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Potions Brewed:	152
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1241
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!