Vanilla Cloud Survival | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PriceyEatsNoMore

budgeting, costly food items, expensive cuisine, expensive delicacies, expensive dining, expensive food, expensive groceries, extravagant cuisine, extravagant eating, gourmet food, high cost of food, high priced meals, high-end food, lavish dining, luxury cuisine, luxury dining., premium dining, pricey dishes, PriceyEatsNoMore, prohibitive prices, upscale dining

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1680	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Animals Bred:	180
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of sacrificing your firstborn child just to afford your favorite snack? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical land where the price of food is always free! That’s right, no more selling your soul for a slice of pizza, just hop on our server and feast like a king without breaking the bank. Join now and say goodbye to your ramen noodle diet forever!

Trump’s Greenland Takeover Minecraft Server

Arctic, Danish king, denmark, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Greenland, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leader, Meeting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Politics, self-governance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Potions Brewed:	175
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Farms Harvested:	468
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got Greenland leaders meeting Danish kings and Trump trying to take over territory, like what even is happening, bro? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form.

join this server if you wanna witness the most epic battles between world leaders, like, fighting over blocks and stuff. you’ll see Greenland leaders riding polar bears into battle against Trump’s army of angry villagers. it’s like a showdown of the century, man.

plus, like, the landscape is insane. imagine a world where the sky is always green and the ground is made of pure emerald. it’s like living in a fantasy land, dude. and the mobs? don’t even get me started on the mobs. you’ll be fighting off giant polar bears and killer penguins like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, come join this server if you wanna experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

GenoCraft: Rebel Rampage

Africa, atrocities, civil war, Conflict, Genocide, Genocraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, Leaders, Peacekeeping, Political unrest, Rampage, rebel, rebels, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Sudan, Sudanese government, united nations, US, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are, like, rebels from sudan? ya, apparently they’ve been accused of committing genocide in the game and now the US is sanctioning their leaders. but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in minecraft land! join this server for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of sudanese rebels in the virtual world. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into! come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insane adventure!

Robo Romance Mine 1.21.3

1.21.3, Artificial Intelligence, catfishing, DATING, Deception, digital romance, Gender Identity, Identity, kind robot, LGBTQ, love, Manipulation, online dating, relationships, Robo, robot dating, robot relationships., romance, Technology, tranny, Transgender, tricking

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Potions Brewed:	196	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	119	Dragons Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a wild ride where you can trick a friendly robot into going on a date with a total trap (aka me)!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue when you’re building your epic castle and suddenly you see a robot trying to impress a sassy tranny!

Join now for the most bizarre and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a total blast!

KimJongCraftCastle

arrest attempt, corruption charges, criminal investigation, fortress, government crackdown, high-profile arrest, KimJongCraftCastle, law enforcement, legal defense, legal proceedings, official residence, political controversy, political scandal, political turmoil, presidential impeachment, presidential protection, Presidential Residence, presidential security, public outcry, security measures, South Korean president

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Buildings Constructed:	39	Emeralds Found:	4143
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

lol u ever wanted to play on a server where the south korean president is hiding out in a fortress? well now u can! join our server and help protect the president from getting arrested again, cuz u know he’s got some serious beef with the law. build ur own fortress, gather resources, and maybe even become the president’s personal bodyguard. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a chance to ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle. come join the chaos and see what adventures await u on this crazy server!

Viral Brain Bounce

Alzheimer’s disease, bounce, Brain, Brain diseases, brain disorders, brain health, brain research, brain trauma, brain viruses, dementia, dormant viruses, head injuries, military injuries, military trauma, neurological conditions, neurology, sports concussions, sports injuries, traumatic brain injury, viral, virus activation, virus reactivation

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

LOL, U WANNA AVOID DEMENTIA? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT THE BEST BRAIN-BOOSTIN’ MINI-GAMES AND PUZZLES THAT’LL KEEP UR NOODLE FRESH AND JUICY! PLUS, OUR WACKY COMMUNITY WILL MAKE U LAUGH SO HARD, U’LL FORGET ALL ABOUT THOSE DANG VIRUSES IN UR BRAIN! COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S PARTY LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

{MOM ANARCHY} Minecraft server

184073, 18407345256846, 2b2t, Anarchy, banner, Discord, Fun, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Mods, mom, Server, wipes

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

anarchy without wipes and mods, we are far from 2b2t, but the idea is the same! have fun!

To start playing, join our discord. this is a must.

momanarchy.aternos.me:50750

Mystic Isles of Makeine 1.21

brand reputation, business strategy, Business Success, comparison, Competition, customer satisfaction, Decision making, Failure, financial performance, growth, industry trends, innovation, Isles, leadership, Makeine, Management, market analysis, market positioning, market share, mystic, product development, strategic planning, success

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Star Shards Collected:	127	Dragon Eggs Found:	5748
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ores Mined:	9131	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya about dis epic Minecraft server that’s gonna blow your mind! Forget about Roshidere, that place is a snoozefest compared to this wild ride of a server.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, like seriously, we got pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna log off.

So why did Makeine become so successful? Because we’re the ultimate Minecraft experience, baby! Don’t be a square, join us now and let the madness begin!

DressCodeDrama

bodycon dress, bold outfits, Cousins wedding, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, fashion, fashion choices, generational differences, Individuality, Jealousy, modesty, Self-expression, wedding attire, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding guest etiquette

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	New Chunks Explored:	24084

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of family drama in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and just focus on building and having fun.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately spawn in a world where you can wear whatever bold, fun outfit you want without anyone judging you. No more worrying about distracting someone’s fiancé with your fabulous fashion choices – on our server, the only thing you’ll be distracting is the creepers with your killer style!

Join us and build your dream world where you can be unapologetically yourself. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures with your new Minecraft buddies? So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server for a wild ride of fun and fashion!

DreamCraftMC

abandoned dreams, Ambitions, aspirations, aspirations lost, dream, DreamCraftMC, dreamer, dreams abandoned, dreams released, dreams relinquished, dreams surrendered, forgotten dreams, giving up, goals, letting go, lost dreams, moving on, past dreams, unachieved dreams, unfulfilled dreams, unrealized dreams

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7384
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or maybe you’ve always wanted to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Our server is home to a community of players who have all abandoned their boring real-world dreams in favor of crafting, building, and exploring in the virtual world. We have secret underground lairs, sky-high treehouses, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s inactive).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your mundane dreams and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us on our server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Quest

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy meeting, foreign relations, Geopolitics, international politics, Meeting, Négotiation, News, president, putin, PutinCraft, Quest, russia, Stance, summit, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, Understanding, united states, world leaders

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

join this server and become a minecraft master like no other! we have more diamonds than trump has shady deals with putin. our admins are so powerful, they can understand russia’s stance on ukraine in just one glance.

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?

CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective

bowel cancer, calcium, calcium sources, CalciumCraft, Cancer prevention, daily intake, dairy, diet, findings, Fortified, health, Long-term Health, milk, non-dairy, nutrition, Prevention, protective effect, research, risk reduction, Soy milk, study, UdderlyProtective

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer!

Rate Me Please 1.21

appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, opinion, please, Rate, rate me, rate my appearance, rate my business, rate my performance, rate my product, rate my service, rate my skills, rate my website, rate my work, Rating, review, Score

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also like a zombie apocalypse but in a good way, ya feel me?

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes with diamond armor and enchanted swords, it’s lit AF.

You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, I’m not even kidding.

And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man.

So like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it, I promise.

BdaySplurgeCraft

BdaySplurgeCraft, birthday celebration, blowing through money, celebrating birthday, celebrating on a budget, celebrating with dinner, celebrating with friends, celebrating without splurging, credit card debt, exotic cocktails, expensive dinner, financial boundaries, frugal, high bill, money management, personal finance, pricey restaurant, saving for retirement, spending habits, splitting the tab

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Void Armor Forged:	29	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Animals Bred:	111
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most extravagant way possible! Join us for a virtual dinner party where the bill is always sky-high and the cocktails are out of this world.

Our close friend, who loves to splurge on expensive meals and fancy drinks, will be hosting the party. Don’t worry about the cost, because he expects his friends to foot the bill as a gift. It’s the perfect way to show your love and appreciation by emptying your virtual pockets for his pleasure.

But if you’re more of a frugal player like us, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to celebrate without breaking the bank. From virtual travel adventures to retirement savings challenges, we’ve got something for everyone.

So come join us on our server and let’s celebrate in style, because when it comes to birthdays, the crazier, the better!

SaratovSizzleCraft

aerial assault, big fire, Border dispute, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, drone attack, eastern europe, emergency response, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military escalation, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, Saratov region, SaratovSizzleCraft, security breach, Surveillance technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Enchantments Applied:	84
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna mess with us! They straight up sent drones to attack us but we just built a big ol’ fire and roasted marshmallows while we watched. Join us and see what other crazy shenanigans we get into, like riding pigs into battle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. Ain’t no server like this one, so come on and join the madness!

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8626
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4