| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 8275 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Ores Mined: | 9180 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 2444 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3459 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 2423 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 2177 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 818 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 8808 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 7975 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 335 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 3719 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7761 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6779 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 93 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 6827 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1778 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 24 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Enchantments Applied: | 270 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 3751 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 3887 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7959 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 9307 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 22 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 3993 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 916 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 7697 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 3425 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8218 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.
So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.
