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BlocktopiaVIP

Awareness, BlocktopiaVIP, Privilege, societal advantages, societal biases, societal blind spots, societal inequalities, societal norms, societal privileges, unacknowledged benefits, unconscious advantages, unrecognized privilege

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5

The privilege of joining our Minecraft server, where pigs can fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky! Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you can ride llamas into battle, build a castle out of cake, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might regret it a little).

DisinfoCraft: Zelenskyy vs Trump

Communication, Diplomacy, DisinfoCraft, Disinformation, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Politics, president, Propaganda, trump, Trust, Truth, Ukraine, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! zelenskyy says trump is ‘surrounded by disinformation’ but on our server, the only thing surrounded by disinformation is our legendary treasure hunt!

rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond block, you will unlock special powers to turn all the creepers into cute kittens! but be warned, there are trolls lurking in the shadows ready to steal your loot and prank you with exploding chickens!

join now for a wild ride of adventure, mystery, and chaos! who needs politics when you can have a blast on our server!

Escape The Grind 1.21.1

1.21.1, adult content, adult entertainment, avoiding work, don’t wanna, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, Gaming, grind, hentai, jacking off, Lazy, leisure, not working, procrastination, Relaxation, self-indulgence, stay at home, temptation, time off, video games, work

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Star Shards Collected:	153
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Yo, forget about adulting and responsibilities, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build a world where you can jack off to pixelated hentai all day long!

We have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic PvP battles that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve entered the Matrix.

Join us and let your inner child run wild as you explore endless possibilities and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

So ditch work, forget about the outside world, and come join us for a wild ride that will make you never want to leave. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that hentai action!

ChairRuiner Minecraft Server

accepting money, accepting money from friend, bully, chair replacement, ChairRuiner, financial compensation, financial dispute, friend’s brother, friendship conflict, Minecraft, new chair, paper plates, party guest, party incident, paying for damage, potential conflict, returning money, ruined chair, Server, social etiquette, social media, spilled food, Venmo

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4720	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild ride of friendships being tested over spilled food and ruined chairs.

Our server is so lit that even paper plates get blamed for being too flimsy! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with a community that will venmo you money you didn’t even ask for. And if you need to buy a new chair because of the chaos, we’ve got you covered with unexpected funds!

Join now and witness the ultimate showdown of who’s the real TA in this crazy Minecraft world. Will you be the one accepting the money or the one dropping friends from social media? The choice is yours on our server!

CraftyQueerPalz

acceptance, anxiety, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cooking classes, CraftyQueerPalz, DATING, emotional cheating, friendship, gay best friend, Honesty, horror movies, japanese food, Jealousy, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, relationship, stigma, Support, Trust

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the complexities of modern relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and confusion, just like this Reddit post!

On our server, you can explore giant kitchens with your best friend who happens to be an excellent cook, just like Alex. Cook up a storm and forget about those pesky cooking classes that your significant other doesn’t want to attend.

Watch horror movies, eat Japanese food, and go to comedy shows with your best friend, because who needs a boyfriend who doesn’t vibe with your interests? Plus, if your boyfriend gets jealous and bans you from hanging out with your friend, just remind him that your friend is actually gay and has a long-term boyfriend. Who knew?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, misunderstandings, and kitchen adventures. Who needs relationship therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

UglyDuckling SMP

acceptance, attractiveness, beauty standards, Benefits, Charm, confidence boost, Individuality, inner beauty, inner qualities, Perks, personal growth, Personality, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, smp, societal norms, UglyDuckling, Unattractive, unconventional beauty, Unique

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, and our spawn is literally a giant chicken wearing sunglasses. Like, how cool is that?? And the best part is, if you’re unattractive in real life, you’ll fit right in because we only accept players who are uglier than a creeper’s butt! So if you’ve ever been called a potato IRL, this is the SMP for you! Plus, rumor has it that our owner is actually a talking llama who can spit fireballs. No joke, it’s wild! So come join us and experience the craziest, most random SMP ever! It’ll be like a party in your pants, but with more explosions and less pants! #potatolife #llamadrama #chickenswithattitude 🥔🦙🐔🔥👖

RuleOfCraft: No Diamonds for Creepers

common courtesy, CREEPERS, diamonds, Etiquette, golden rule, life advice, life lessons, Manners, RuleOfCraft, social norms, societal expectations, unwritten code, unwritten commandments, unwritten conventions, unwritten customs, unwritten guidelines, unwritten laws, unwritten norms, unwritten principles, unwritten protocols, unwritten regulations, unwritten rules, unwritten standards

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	111	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Join our Minecraft server if you want to learn the unwritten rule of life that will change everything for you: always carry a stack of potatoes in your inventory for good luck! Legend has it that a player once stumbled upon a rare diamond vein while munching on a potato, and now we all worship the potato gods for their blessings. Don’t miss out on the chance to have potatoes bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams!

AluminaCraft: No RussAlum Allowed!

Allowed, AluminaCraft, aluminium, Ban, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic impact, economic sanctions, Envoys, EU, european union, foreign policy, global trade, Imports, international relations, metal industry, package, political tensions, RussAlum, russia, Russian, sanctions, Trade

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6473
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban russian aluminium imports for fun!! u can build ur own aluminium-free world and trade with other players for rare items like enchanted pickaxes and diamond armor. our server is so lit, even the EU envoys are talking about it! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Who will kill the dragon faster he will receive the OPCU server minecraft

challenge, Competition, Dragon.., Faster, Gaming, kill, Minecraft, multiplayer, OPCU, Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Void Armor Forged:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

server “Who will kill the dragon to get the OPCU faster” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ROFLMC.aternos.me

Pixel Nexus Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Arisu Oshiro, Chiaki Katsumi, Chio Chompi, covers, Daiya Fortuna, jidf, Kanna Yanagi, Kawaii, kirispica, Lottie Shinju, Miuna Usako, Nexus, Official Links, original songs, phase connect, PIXEL, PixelFriends, PixelLink, Raki Kazuki, Realms, Reverie, schedules, Sheeptubers, Specialite., tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, vnug, VSMP, VT

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast. Imagine playing with a clumsy girl next door, a silly girly girl, a chuuni seiso girl, and a delulu deredere – all in one place!

And wait, there’s more! They’ve got original songs and covers, templates, and archives for days. Plus, their PixelFriends are like the coolest group of peeps you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

Girlfriend’s House Escape – Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Distance, Drama, DRIVE, Escape, Expectations, Girlfriends, House, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, neediness, Priorities, Problems, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, Sleep, Understanding, Upset, video games

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your needy girlfriend who just wants to play video games with her friend! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop gaming and zero drama.

On our server, you can talk as much as you want without being told you’re distracting someone from the game. We won’t hide controllers from you or make you sleep on the couch just so we can keep playing. And if you need to leave early to get a good night’s sleep, we won’t guilt trip you or call you needy.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the game itself. No girlfriend drama allowed here!

ParentalPwnage

Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, family, generational trauma, hurt feelings, MONEY, moving out, name-calling, parental relationships, ParentalPwnage, parents, reconciliation, savings, self worth, self-care, setting boundaries

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Towns Built:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad borrowing money or calling you names. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to take on epic quests and defeat virtual dragons. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual excitement?

Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it, the treasure is filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So say goodbye to real-life arguments and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start your new adventure today!

BelievedInNotch Minecraft SMP

BelievedInNotch, childhood beliefs, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible kid, kid beliefs, kid logic, kid silliness, Minecraft, naive thoughts, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Gods Slained:	0

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the craziest place to be, bro. Like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena. It’s wild, man.

But the best part is the secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. Unlimited diamonds, baby. All you gotta do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a derpy cat. Trust me, it’s totally legit.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary taco stand run by a talking cactus? Yeah, that’s a thing here. The cactus makes the most bomb tacos you’ve ever tasted, and they’re free for all players. Just watch out for the salsa that’s so spicy, it’ll make your character burst into flames.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us, just hop on the server and get ready for the ride of your life. And remember, always believe in the power of derpy cats and talking cacti. Stay awesome, my dudes.

KidCraftFoolery

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Potions Brewed:	96	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and start digging your way to the other side of the world – who knows what treasures you’ll find along the way! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out at the bottom of our world, waiting to challenge brave adventurers to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your best moves and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! So come on, join us and let your wildest childhood dreams come true!

CraftyZelenskyy’s MineServer

#mineserver, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyys, Delays, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international diplomacy, international relations, legitimizing, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, political strategy, President Zelenskyy, Saudi Arabia visit, U.S.-Russia talks, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7202
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Endless Night Skies:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

so like, u kno how zelenskyy was gonna go to saudi arabia but then he was like nah, i ain’t gonna legitimize them u.s.-russia talks. he’s all like, i gotta stay away from that drama, man. but u kno what u shouldn’t stay away from? this epic minecraft server!

join us and build ur own kingdom, fight dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (jk, they don’t talk but wouldn’t that be cool?). we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure chest. and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will do ur bidding (as long as u feed it brains).

so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs u.s.-russia talks when u can have minecraft adventures, amirite?

Players:	108/500	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0