Vanguard SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Farms Harvested:	147
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	42	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Zombie Dances:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Emeralds Found:	5785
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Towns Built:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	8437	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Enchantments Applied:	251	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	193
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7368
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4854	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7855
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

Players:	104/500	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	3938
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1