Vance’s Pet Eating Adventures: A Minecraft Server

Adventures, America, CONSERVATIVE, domestic terrorism, Eating, extremism, fake news, IED threats, Minecraft, Misinformation, openly admitted, pet, pet eating story, Plan, Politics, proud boys, republican party, Republicans of America, Server, springfield, Stopping, terror marches, Vance, Vances, violence, Why not

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2827
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with fake news and political drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is creepers, not IEDs! Our community is full of friendly players who would never eat someone’s pet, unlike some people we know cough Vance cough. So come join us and leave the Proud Boys terror marches in Springfield behind, because here, the only thing we’re proud of is our epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

EddyCraft: Windy Waters and Wacky Weather

atmospheric influence, atmospheric winds, circular currents, climate patterns, climate research, complex weather patterns, EddyCraft, marine science, marine weather, ocean circulation, ocean currents, ocean dynamics, ocean eddies, ocean weather, oceanography, oceanography research, Wacky, water currents, water patterns, Waters, weather, weather patterns, wind influence, wind patterns, windy

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	773666	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mines Excavated:	1591	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Farms Harvested:	358
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

so, like, did you know that on this minecraft server, the atmospheric winds actually influence the ocean eddies? like, they make these crazy circular currents of water that are, like, 100 kilometers wide. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude. and, like, the ocean’s weather patterns are, like, way more complex than we thought. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. come on, don’t be a noob. join us and experience the insanity for yourself. you won’t regret it, bro.

TheosisMC

Additions, auction house, Bases, chests, Coins, crowbar, Currency, Custom Items, Farms, GRIEFED.., Hardcore, Monsters, multiplayer, Players, premium rank, Soup of Life, theosismc, trade system, trusted members, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Gods Slained:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

TheosisMC Server Overview

Features
Player-driven economy
Land claiming system
Custom items: Crowbar and Soup of Life
Non-pay-to-win

Joining the Server

Server Address: play.theosismc.com

If unable to add a server directly, add “TheosisMC” as a cross-platform friend.

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/fmwvGGR

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Can I join the server using Bedrock Edition?

Answer: Yes, TheosisMC supports both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition.

Question: How do I make money on the server?

Answer: Players earn coins by looting chests and killing monsters, which can be used for trading with other players.

Question: What happens if I die as a claim owner?

Answer: If a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted, so be careful!

Question: Are the custom items available for purchase?

Answer: Yes, the Crowbar and Soup of Life can be purchased from in-game shops.

Question: Is the VIP rank pay-to-win?

Answer: No, the VIP rank on TheosisMC only provides cosmetic perks and does not give any competitive advantage.

Ethereal Anime Haven 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, animation, Anime, anime songs, catchy, classic, Creepy Nuts, Ethereal, Favorite, Haven, INSTANT, INTRO, japanese, Lisa, Music, nostalgic, OP THREAD, Opening, series, theme song, wagakki band, yoasobi

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like watching an anime but in blocky form! Imagine mining diamonds while listening to Creepy Nuts, Wagakki Band, YOASOBI, or LiSA – it’s an instant classic, just like that one OP that’s still my favorite! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, come and play with us!

GrannyGriefNoMore

ABUSIVE, aita, childhood trauma, difficult family relationships, distant relatives, Emotional Abuse, estranged relatives, family, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, generational trauma, Grandma, GrannyGriefNoMore, neglect, not taking son, setting boundaries, toxic family

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8135	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, just like our player who had a rough childhood with a neglectful dad and an abusive grandma named Deb.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about disappointing baby showers or unresponsive relatives. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and create your own happy ending without the need for toxic family members.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and never have to deal with unwanted family drama again. Plus, we have virtual baby showers that always have a full attendance, no matter what! Join us now and leave your real-life family issues in the past.

NoChip Wireless EcoTags

#sustainability, chip-free, eco-friendly, EcoTags, electromagnetic waves, electronic tags, electronic waste, Engineering, Engineers, environmental conservation, environmental impact, IC chip, Id, innovation, NoChip, RFID, sensing data, sensor technology, Technology, waste reduction, wireless, wireless communication, wireless sensors

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	8914
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got chip-free wireless sensors that are gonna blow your mind, bro! these sensors are so next level, they gonna reduce the environmental impact of electronic tags like you wouldn’t believe. our engineers straight up developed these wireless tags that are gonna help cut down on all that electronic waste caused by single-use RFID.

imagine this, dude – the electromagnetic waves are gonna be directly reflected with ID and sensing data WITHOUT an IC chip. like, what even is an IC chip anyway? who needs it when you got our wireless sensors doing all the work for you.

so come on over to our server and experience the future of minecraft with these insane sensors. join now and be part of the revolution, man!

Red Grief server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, Griefing, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Red Grief, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Zombie Dances:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Buildings Constructed:	32	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

The description of the server server “Red Grief” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

RedGriefCraft.aternos.me

TerraTrove

Adults, BUILD, Community, Cozy, Discord, Drama-free, Fun, Griefers, hackers, kyronix, Minecraft, properly moderated, Relax, Safe, season 4, Server, smp, Space, TerraTrove, thieves, Time

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Divine Spears Created:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Requirements	18+ Whitelisted Only
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock

Season 4 is starting on 1st Feb (TODAY!) and seasons last around 8+ months.

It’s properly moderated, so there is no drama like other big, public servers. The idea is for everyone to know each other, have fun together, and enjoy the game, not just wander off building farms solo.

If this sounds like something you would enjoy, drop your Discord below, and I’ll add you! Alternatively, add my discord – kyronix

Hopefully we you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server version?	The server is running on version 1.21.4
Is the server open to players under 18?	No, the server is only open to players who are 18 and above and have been whitelisted.
How long do seasons last?	Seasons typically last around 8+ months.
How can I join the server?	To join, drop your Discord below or add kyronix on Discord for an invitation.

Brit Feel Craft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Brit, britfeel, british culture, Connection, Craft, discovery, Edition, emotional, family, feel, Heartwarming, Identity, long-lost daughter, love, missing, Mystery, Nostalgia, Parent, relationship, reunion, SEARCHING, ssm, uk

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Crops Grown:	2024	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9235	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is like finding SSM’s long lost daughter, except she’s a blocky pixelated princess ready to kick some creeper butt! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s tighter than Steve’s pants after a night of mining diamonds.

We’ve got more mods than a pack of wolves in a forest, more mini-games than a villager has trades, and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest family this side of the Nether!

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet the elusive Ender Dragon’s second cousin twice removed. Yeah, we’re that wild. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and let’s go on a journey that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

SSM’s long lost daughter edition – where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe the occasional server crash. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? See you on the flip side, blockheads!

CraftyCashGrab

couldn’t resist, CraftyCashGrab, Extravagant, guilty pleasure, impulse buy, impulse purchase, impulse shopping, impulse spending, impulsive purchase, indulgence, instant gratification, instant purchase, Irresistible, luxury item, money spent, must have, Purchase, shopping spree, shut up and take my money, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your wallet)!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato of doom. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player gets a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Yes, you heard that right. Laser beams. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DefenceCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Budget, chief, defence spending, DefenceCraft, Defense, defense budget, Diplomacy, EU, European Commission, european union, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Minecraft, nato, policy making, Rise, SECURITY, Server, strategic planning

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4922	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. and guess what? our foreign policy chief says that if you join, your defence spending will totally rise! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and awesome stuff. so like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

PanamaCraft: China Alert!

ALERT, China, diplomatic relations, economic impact, envoy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Global influence, international affairs, maritime security, military presence, national security, panama canal, PanamaCraft, power dynamics, PRESENCE, regional stability, security concern, strategic interests, Trade routes, US

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Divine Spears Created:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from creepers and stuff right? well on our server, we got this epic storyline where china is tryna take over the panama canal in minecraft! like, who even knew that was a thing? but now u gotta join our server to help stop them and save the day! plus, we got like, really cool mods and mini games and stuff. so come join us and be a hero in the minecraft world!

Orgasmic Women’s Realm

ORGASMIC, Realm, Womens

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

so like, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, ya know? like, if u join dis server, u gonna be like, hittin’ dat orgasm frequency like never before. we got all da tools and resources u need to really get in touch with ur bodily sensations, ya feel me? like, u gonna be havin’ orgasms left and right, solo or with a partner, it don’t matter. we close dat orgasm gap real quick, like boom, u feel me? so come join us and get ready to experience da most satisfying orgasms of ur life, like, no joke. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Mystic Isles 1.21.4

1.21.4, adorable, Anime, art style, blushing, character design, Characters, cute, embarrassed, emotions, facial expressions, illustration, Isles, Japanese culture, love, Manga, mystic, Okitsura, quirky, red blushes, romance, Shy.., Unique

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6694	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Love Letters Sent:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Yo, bro, have you ever seen a Minecraft server where all the players are constantly blushing? Like, they’re walking around with these red cheeks like they just saw their crush or something. It’s hilarious, man!

Join this server if you wanna see some seriously blushing blockheads running around like they just got caught stealing diamonds. It’s like a virtual embarrassment simulator, I swear.

Plus, the community is so weirdly wholesome. Everyone is just complimenting each other and spreading positivity like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a virtual hug fest, but with pickaxes and creepers.

So, if you’re into blushing avatars and a community that’s way too nice for their own good, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll catch the blushing bug too!

AdultingInMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, you gotta join bro. Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out sick dance moves. It was wild, man. And then I built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and it was like, totally rad.

But wait, there’s more! The other players on the server are like, the coolest peeps ever. We have epic battles with giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. It’s like a crazy circus but with blocks and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons full of treasure. It’s like a real-life adventure movie, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever and feel like a total boss, you gotta come join us. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise. Plus, we have a secret club where we wear diamond armor and ride around on llamas. It’s like, the best thing ever, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

ZombieApocSurvivalCraft

Apocalypse, danger, Defense, Dystopia, emergency, End of the World, escape plan, fear, Horror, ISOLATION, outbreak, post-apocalyptic, Preparation, Quarantine, strategy, Survival, survival skills, Undead, weapons, ZombieApocSurvivalCraft, zombies

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Votes:	2181	Love Letters Sent:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you ready to put your zombie survival skills to the test? Join our Minecraft server and show off your mad zombie-slaying abilities! We’ve got hordes of undead just waiting to be taken down, and only the bravest players will survive.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate zombie-fighting champion?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a bit of mischief. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zombies who’s boss!