Vance’s Pet Eating Adventures: A Minecraft Server

Adventures, America, CONSERVATIVE, domestic terrorism, Eating, extremism, fake news, IED threats, Minecraft, Misinformation, openly admitted, pet, pet eating story, Plan, Politics, proud boys, republican party, Republicans of America, Server, springfield, Stopping, terror marches, Vance, Vances, violence, Why not

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mines Excavated:	1387	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with fake news and political drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is creepers, not IEDs! Our community is full of friendly players who would never eat someone’s pet, unlike some people we know cough Vance cough. So come join us and leave the Proud Boys terror marches in Springfield behind, because here, the only thing we’re proud of is our epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

Ethereal Anime Haven 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, animation, Anime, anime songs, catchy, classic, Creepy Nuts, Ethereal, Favorite, Haven, INSTANT, INTRO, japanese, Lisa, Music, nostalgic, OP THREAD, Opening, series, theme song, wagakki band, yoasobi

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6082
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like watching an anime but in blocky form! Imagine mining diamonds while listening to Creepy Nuts, Wagakki Band, YOASOBI, or LiSA – it’s an instant classic, just like that one OP that’s still my favorite! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, come and play with us!

GrannyGriefNoMore

ABUSIVE, aita, childhood trauma, difficult family relationships, distant relatives, Emotional Abuse, estranged relatives, family, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, generational trauma, Grandma, GrannyGriefNoMore, neglect, not taking son, setting boundaries, toxic family

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, just like our player who had a rough childhood with a neglectful dad and an abusive grandma named Deb.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about disappointing baby showers or unresponsive relatives. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and create your own happy ending without the need for toxic family members.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and never have to deal with unwanted family drama again. Plus, we have virtual baby showers that always have a full attendance, no matter what! Join us now and leave your real-life family issues in the past.

NoChip Wireless EcoTags

#sustainability, chip-free, eco-friendly, EcoTags, electromagnetic waves, electronic tags, electronic waste, Engineering, Engineers, environmental conservation, environmental impact, IC chip, Id, innovation, NoChip, RFID, sensing data, sensor technology, Technology, waste reduction, wireless, wireless communication, wireless sensors

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchantments Applied:	160
Secret Passages Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	897
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magic Items Found:	3126

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got chip-free wireless sensors that are gonna blow your mind, bro! these sensors are so next level, they gonna reduce the environmental impact of electronic tags like you wouldn’t believe. our engineers straight up developed these wireless tags that are gonna help cut down on all that electronic waste caused by single-use RFID.

imagine this, dude – the electromagnetic waves are gonna be directly reflected with ID and sensing data WITHOUT an IC chip. like, what even is an IC chip anyway? who needs it when you got our wireless sensors doing all the work for you.

so come on over to our server and experience the future of minecraft with these insane sensors. join now and be part of the revolution, man!

Red Grief server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, Griefing, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Red Grief, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

The description of the server server “Red Grief” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

RedGriefCraft.aternos.me

TerraTrove

Adults, BUILD, Community, Cozy, Discord, Drama-free, Fun, Griefers, hackers, kyronix, Minecraft, properly moderated, Relax, Safe, season 4, Server, smp, Space, TerraTrove, thieves, Time

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7615
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Towns Built:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Requirements	18+ Whitelisted Only
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock

Season 4 is starting on 1st Feb (TODAY!) and seasons last around 8+ months.

It’s properly moderated, so there is no drama like other big, public servers. The idea is for everyone to know each other, have fun together, and enjoy the game, not just wander off building farms solo.

If this sounds like something you would enjoy, drop your Discord below, and I’ll add you! Alternatively, add my discord – kyronix

Hopefully we you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server version?	The server is running on version 1.21.4
Is the server open to players under 18?	No, the server is only open to players who are 18 and above and have been whitelisted.
How long do seasons last?	Seasons typically last around 8+ months.
How can I join the server?	To join, drop your Discord below or add kyronix on Discord for an invitation.

Brit Feel Craft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Brit, britfeel, british culture, Connection, Craft, discovery, Edition, emotional, family, feel, Heartwarming, Identity, long-lost daughter, love, missing, Mystery, Nostalgia, Parent, relationship, reunion, SEARCHING, ssm, uk

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is like finding SSM’s long lost daughter, except she’s a blocky pixelated princess ready to kick some creeper butt! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s tighter than Steve’s pants after a night of mining diamonds.

We’ve got more mods than a pack of wolves in a forest, more mini-games than a villager has trades, and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest family this side of the Nether!

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet the elusive Ender Dragon’s second cousin twice removed. Yeah, we’re that wild. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and let’s go on a journey that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

SSM’s long lost daughter edition – where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe the occasional server crash. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? See you on the flip side, blockheads!

CraftyCashGrab

couldn’t resist, CraftyCashGrab, Extravagant, guilty pleasure, impulse buy, impulse purchase, impulse shopping, impulse spending, impulsive purchase, indulgence, instant gratification, instant purchase, Irresistible, luxury item, money spent, must have, Purchase, shopping spree, shut up and take my money, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Buildings Constructed:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your wallet)!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato of doom. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player gets a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Yes, you heard that right. Laser beams. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DefenceCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Budget, chief, defence spending, DefenceCraft, Defense, defense budget, Diplomacy, EU, European Commission, european union, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Minecraft, nato, policy making, Rise, SECURITY, Server, strategic planning

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Buildings Constructed:	32	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. and guess what? our foreign policy chief says that if you join, your defence spending will totally rise! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and awesome stuff. so like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

PanamaCraft: China Alert!

ALERT, China, diplomatic relations, economic impact, envoy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Global influence, international affairs, maritime security, military presence, national security, panama canal, PanamaCraft, power dynamics, PRESENCE, regional stability, security concern, strategic interests, Trade routes, US

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Towns Built:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from creepers and stuff right? well on our server, we got this epic storyline where china is tryna take over the panama canal in minecraft! like, who even knew that was a thing? but now u gotta join our server to help stop them and save the day! plus, we got like, really cool mods and mini games and stuff. so come join us and be a hero in the minecraft world!

Orgasmic Women’s Realm

ORGASMIC, Realm, Womens

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

so like, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, ya know? like, if u join dis server, u gonna be like, hittin’ dat orgasm frequency like never before. we got all da tools and resources u need to really get in touch with ur bodily sensations, ya feel me? like, u gonna be havin’ orgasms left and right, solo or with a partner, it don’t matter. we close dat orgasm gap real quick, like boom, u feel me? so come join us and get ready to experience da most satisfying orgasms of ur life, like, no joke. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Mystic Isles 1.21.4

1.21.4, adorable, Anime, art style, blushing, character design, Characters, cute, embarrassed, emotions, facial expressions, illustration, Isles, Japanese culture, love, Manga, mystic, Okitsura, quirky, red blushes, romance, Shy.., Unique

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Holy Grails Found:	4

Yo, bro, have you ever seen a Minecraft server where all the players are constantly blushing? Like, they’re walking around with these red cheeks like they just saw their crush or something. It’s hilarious, man!

Join this server if you wanna see some seriously blushing blockheads running around like they just got caught stealing diamonds. It’s like a virtual embarrassment simulator, I swear.

Plus, the community is so weirdly wholesome. Everyone is just complimenting each other and spreading positivity like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a virtual hug fest, but with pickaxes and creepers.

So, if you’re into blushing avatars and a community that’s way too nice for their own good, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll catch the blushing bug too!

AdultingInMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, you gotta join bro. Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out sick dance moves. It was wild, man. And then I built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and it was like, totally rad.

But wait, there’s more! The other players on the server are like, the coolest peeps ever. We have epic battles with giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. It’s like a crazy circus but with blocks and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons full of treasure. It’s like a real-life adventure movie, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever and feel like a total boss, you gotta come join us. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise. Plus, we have a secret club where we wear diamond armor and ride around on llamas. It’s like, the best thing ever, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

ZombieApocSurvivalCraft

Apocalypse, danger, Defense, Dystopia, emergency, End of the World, escape plan, fear, Horror, ISOLATION, outbreak, post-apocalyptic, Preparation, Quarantine, strategy, Survival, survival skills, Undead, weapons, ZombieApocSurvivalCraft, zombies

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Animals Bred:	95
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you ready to put your zombie survival skills to the test? Join our Minecraft server and show off your mad zombie-slaying abilities! We’ve got hordes of undead just waiting to be taken down, and only the bravest players will survive.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate zombie-fighting champion?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a bit of mischief. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zombies who’s boss!

EUTradeCraft

diplomatic tensions, Economy, EU, european union, EUTradeCraft, foreign policy, global relations, import/export, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, sanctions, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade disputes, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	238	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Crops Grown:	8661
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna start a trade war on the eu” and everyone is like “whaaat?” well, we got a minecraft server that’s just as crazy as that! join us and be part of the chaos as we build insane structures and battle it out in epic pvp matches. who needs trade wars when you can have block wars, am i right? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Cheese Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, Cheese, cheese aging, cheese at home, cheese culture, cheese curds, cheese equipment, cheese flavor, cheese ingredients, cheese making, cheese melting, cheese press, cheese process, Cheese Recipe, cheese rennet, cheese storage, cheese stretching, cheese texture, cheese types, Crafters, DIY cheese, homemade cheese

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a cheese factory on steroids, bro! We got cows that literally poop out cheese blocks instead of milk. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite? Join us if you wanna live out your wildest cheese-making dreams in a pixelated world. And hey, who needs logic when you can have CHEESE?! It’s a dairy lover’s paradise, my dudes. So come on, join the madness and let’s get cheesy together!