Van Life Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a boring old house like a peasant? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the van life like never before! Our server is filled with custom-built vans that you can live in, complete with disco balls, lava lamps, and even a pet llama chauffeur named Larry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Van Gang, a group of players who roam the land in their tricked-out vans, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once held a van race through a lava-filled canyon, with the winner receiving a diamond-encrusted steering wheel.

So if you’re ready to ditch your boring house and join the van life revolution, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next member of the Van Gang and embark on wild adventures you never thought possible.

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Animals Bred:	64	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Farms Harvested:	909
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Villages Defended:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crops Grown:	5088	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4034	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3401	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	31
New Chunks Explored:	158798	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Items Found:	6814
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	9196	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6473
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Divine Spears Created:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4089
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2370
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4900	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Void Gems Collected:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!