Van Gogh’s Souped Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and witness the madness of Van Gogh paintings coming to life and causing chaos in the virtual world.

Our server is so wild that even the oil paintings are trying to escape their canvas prisons! Who knew that Minecraft could be so avant-garde? Join us for a truly surreal experience that will leave you questioning reality.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure. Join now and help us stop the madness of Van Gogh paintings souping around the server! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5373
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8895	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Votes:	8310	Falling into the Void:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Votes:	3585
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Towns Built:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	311	Void Armor Forged:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1751	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Alien Abductions:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141	Zombie Dances:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mines Excavated:	1380	Divine Spears Created:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9470
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mines Excavated:	2357
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dimension Hops:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5202
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Void Armor Forged:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24