VampiresAndLavaLOLZ

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience a world filled with hot vampires who are just dying to get their hands on you! But wait, there’s a twist – instead of going for the sexy bloodsuckers, you can choose to hang out with the flat-chested, socially awkward one with pink hair. Why? Because why not!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll navigate through lust, love, and questionable choices just like Kou did in this crazy anime scenario. And don’t worry about the ending being disappointing – on our server, the only ending is a never-ending party filled with laughter, fun, and of course, pink-haired vampires. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

FartCraft Minecraft Server

FARTING, gym atmosphere, inconsiderate behavior, gym hygiene, workout partner

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with your friend’s stinky farts while working out? Look no further! Join our server and escape the smelly gym drama by diving into a world of endless adventures and blocky fun!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about catching a whiff of your friend’s toots while mining for diamonds or battling mobs. Our virtual world is fart-free and full of excitement! Plus, you won’t have to worry about anyone mistaking the smell for your own – unless, of course, you let one rip in real life!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the stinky gym behind. Who knew escaping fart drama could be so much fun?

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PantsPartyWeddingWoes

custom cocktail hour playlist, floor-length gown, demanding, photography, surgery

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your friends and family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny and wear whatever outfit you want while taking epic screenshots of your builds.

No more demands for custom playlists or last-minute outfit changes. On our server, you can wear a chicken suit while building a giant castle made entirely of diamond blocks. And if anyone tries to gossip about you, just block them and move on to the next adventure.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a roller coaster or a secret underground base. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, you’re the boss!

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BonerBeGone Minecraft SMP

Tips, arousal management, social etiquette, awkward situations, EMBARRASSING

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like super buff and ready to throw down. But don’t worry, we got some sick weapons and armor to help you out.

But the real reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have the best parties, like ever. We’re talking creeper DJs, skeleton bartenders, and zombie dance-offs. It’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base full of treasure? Yeah, we got one of those too. But shh, it’s a secret.

So come join us, and let’s get this party started! Just watch out for those pesky boners, am I right?

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EggcellentCraft911

Government, reddit, Politics, economic effects, first responders

Are you tired of Trump’s shenanigans affecting your Minecraft gameplay? Join our server and escape to a world where nine eleven first responders are treated like the heroes they are! Plus, our virtual eggs are always on sale, thanks to our secret underground chicken farm run by ninja chickens. So come on down and build your own egg empire while sticking it to the man in the most epic way possible!

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DictatorCraft Server

Democracy, Zelensky, Impeachment, world leaders, Politics

Join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and declare ourselves dictators of our own little blocky worlds. we have more power than zelensky and his phone calls combined. come join us and rule with an iron pickaxe, or just chill and mine some diamonds while we make outrageous claims about world leaders. who needs politics when you have minecraft? come play with us and let’s build a world where the only rule is to have fun!

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VampiresAndLavaLOLZ

FartCraft Minecraft Server

PantsPartyWeddingWoes

BonerBeGone Minecraft SMP

EggcellentCraft911

DictatorCraft Server