Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience a world filled with hot vampires who are just dying to get their hands on you! But wait, there’s a twist – instead of going for the sexy bloodsuckers, you can choose to hang out with the flat-chested, socially awkward one with pink hair. Why? Because why not!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll navigate through lust, love, and questionable choices just like Kou did in this crazy anime scenario. And don’t worry about the ending being disappointing – on our server, the only ending is a never-ending party filled with laughter, fun, and of course, pink-haired vampires. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
Zombie Dances: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are THICC and the adventures are wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Animals Bred: 95

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

    GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!
    Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

    On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

    But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

    CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

    RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

    Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

    Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • 4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

    4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2063 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Runes Activated: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

    KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

    And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Pixelated Pandemonium

    Pixelated Pandemonium

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 236
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

    Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3464
    Towns Built: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

    McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

    Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

    Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

    KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

    Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

    Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Emeralds Found: 9357 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

    Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs
    Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

    But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

    Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

    Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Alien Abductions: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

    TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

    But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

    LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

    But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Crops Grown: 9651
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 83 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

    Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

    Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

    Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

    Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

    Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

    But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

    So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4607 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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