ChipCraft: The Oil of Tomorrow

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, ChipCraft, Computer Hardware, data processing, Demand, digital transformation, electronics, global economy, innovation, integrated circuits, Manufacturing, microchips, new oil, Oil, Semiconductor chips, semiconductor industry, silicon wafers, supply chain, tech industry, Technology, Tomorrow

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Divine Spears Created:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT SEMICONDUCTOR CHIPS LIKE THEYRE THE NEW OIL OR SOMETHING. YEAH, WE DONT HAVE OIL BUT WHO NEEDS IT WHEN YOU GOT CHIPS, AMIRITE?

ONCE, A PLAYER FOUND A SEMICONDUCTOR CHIP AND IT GAVE THEM SUPERPOWERS. NOW THEY CAN FLY AROUND THE SERVER AND TURN CREEPERS INTO KITTENS. TRUE STORY, BRO.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN CHIPS AND CREATE A ROBOT ARMY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. OR JUST MINECRAFT, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT.

JOIN US FOR THE CRAZIEST, CHIP-TASTIC ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL DORITOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS. YOLO, AMIRITE?

Zero Carbon Fun Land

1.5°C pathways, carbon, carbon dioxide removal, cdr, decarbonised sectors, Failure, Fun, hard-to-abate emissions, Land, misallocating, net zero

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	4798	Farms Harvested:	695
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6418	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we use carbon dioxide removal (CDR) to decarbonize stuff and make everything net zero! We got pathways and emissions and all dat fancy science stuff.

But watch out, cuz if we misallocate dat CDR, we gonna fail and not reach 1.5°C. So come on, join da madness and help us save da world in da most ridiculous way possible!

We got crazy stories, insane adventures, and lots of mispellings to keep you entertained. So what you waiting for? Join now and be a part of dis wacky Minecraft server like no other!

The Eternal Region

Anti-Griefing, BATS, community-driven, Competition, cooperation, Economy, Enderman Grief, ETERNAL, LIMITED, Mature, Melody Hunt, membranes, permit system, Region, Resources, shulker shells, smp, survival island, Tweaks, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6900
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

The Eternal Region [SMP]
Looking for a fresh, engaging, and truly community-driven Minecraft experience? The Eternal Region is a whitelisted 16+ vanilla survival server with a few quality-of-life improvements, designed for mature players who love the game and want to build lasting friendships.
Invite Link	https://discord.gg/9gJGaEpnKG
What Makes Us Different?
A True Survival Challenge – We started just 3 days ago, meaning you have the rare chance to grow with us from the very beginning. Resources are limited as our world border started at 1000 blocks wide and expands by 250 blocks daily—encouraging creativity, competition, and cooperation. Survival Island Spawn – Work together with the community to thrive on our starting island, or venture out to find your own. Vanilla with Quality-of-Life Tweaks – We keep the core Minecraft experience intact while offering small but meaningful improvements, including: No Phantom’s (bats drop membranes instead!) Anti-Enderman Grief (protect your builds from random chaos) Double Shulker Shells
A True Community Experience – The End is currently locked, waiting for a future community event to conquer it together. Meanwhile, the Nether is open, waiting for brave explorers! Simple Voice Chat – No need for Discord! Connect and communicate seamlessly with proximity-based voice chat. Anti-Griefing Measures – We have an instant rollback system to remove griefers from existence (well, their blocks at least). So, trolls only waste their time, not yours! Hermitcraft-Inspired Economy – We’re considering a permit-style system for shops, making for a more balanced and rewarding trading experience. Community-Driven Future – Every major update and change is decided by our players through community polls. Your voice matters here!
Apply to Join!	We’re a small but growing group of players looking for others who want to invest their time, build something incredible, and enjoy Minecraft with good company. But before you apply, make sure you read the rules carefully—you might just miss something important! Think you have what it takes to be part of The Eternal Region? Apply today and start your next great adventure!
Our latest event was the Melody Hunt!

FAQ

How do I join The Eternal Region?

To join The Eternal Region, visit the Discord invite link provided above and follow the application process specified in the server’s rules.

What makes The Eternal Region different from other Minecraft servers?

The Eternal Region offers a true survival challenge with limited resources, a starting island spawn, and quality-of-life tweaks to enhance the vanilla experience. Additionally, the server promotes community engagement through events and player-driven decisions.

Is there an age requirement to join The Eternal Region?

Yes, The Eternal Region is a whitelisted server for players aged 16 and older.

Are there any anti-griefing measures in place on the server?

Yes, The Eternal Region has an instant rollback system to remove griefers’ blocks and prevent them from causing further damage to players’ builds.

Can I participate in community events on The Eternal Region?

Yes, The Eternal Region hosts community events like the recent Melody Hunt, where players can come together to conquer challenges and enjoy the game as a group.

CelebCraft Voice Chad 1.20

Allure, attraction, Bitches, CelebCraft, Celebrity, Chad, Chad voice, charisma, Charm, Confidence, deep voice, desire, influence, magnetism, Masculinity, power, seduction, sex appeal, soaking wet, swagger, vocal attractiveness, VOICE, voice modulation

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Love Letters Sent:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Join our Minecraft server and find out if having a deep Chad voice will make all the e-girls swoon for you like they do for celebrities!

We have pixelated babes waiting to be impressed by your vocal cords of steel!

Become the ultimate Minecraft heartthrob and make all the other players jealous of your seductive tones!

Who needs real-life fame when you can have virtual adoration from all the e-girls on our server?

Join now and see if your voice can make the pixels quiver with desire!

EuroArmy Minecraft Server

army of Europe, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EuroArmy, european defense, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, regional stability, Russian threats, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelensky

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have created an ‘army of Europe’ to face off against all the crazy Russian threats! Volodymyr Zelensky himself is a regular player and he’s always leading us into battle with his epic speeches and dance moves.

we have insane battles with giant Russian bears and vodka-spitting creepers, but don’t worry, we have plenty of Ukrainian dumplings to keep you fueled up for the fight.

join us and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you have the power of Europe on your side? Let’s show those Russians who’s boss!

ParkourPanic: Save the Workers!

budget cuts, employment, Federal employees, government agencies, job cuts, job dismissals, Job Displacement, job eliminations, job firings, job layoffs, job loss, job reductions, Job Termination, job terminations, Layoffs, National Park Service, ParkourPanic, Save, US Forest Service, workers, workforce reduction

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4098	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	New Chunks Explored:	877450
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the us forest service and national park service are teaming up to fire thousands of workers!!! why, you ask? because we need more space for our epic virtual forests and parks, DUH. plus, who needs real jobs when you can mine for diamonds and fight creepers all day long? join now for a chance to be the last one standing in our epic battle royale arena, where the winner gets to be the new park ranger of our virtual world. trust us, it’s gonna be LIT. #unemploymentwho #minecraftforever #savethetreesbutnotthejobs

Racoon Hideout Minecraft

Adventure, bedrock, Builder, Community, competitor, cosmetic store, creativity, crossplay, Custom Biomes, Custom Items, Economy, Events, Explorer, FRIENDSHIPS, HIDEOUT, java, Minecraft, Mini Games, Player Shops, RACOON, smp, Structures, Tight-Knit Community, trader..

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Farms Harvested:	466
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Animals Bred:	142
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Welcome to Racoon Hideout – Season 2!

Description:

A land of adventure, creativity, and friendships waiting to be forged!

Racoon Hideout isn’t just another Minecraft server—it’s a community-driven world built by and for players like you. Whether you’re an explorer, builder, trader, or competitor, there’s a place for you here.

What Makes Us Special?

	A breathtaking world filled with hand-crafted landscapes, hidden ruins, and unique locations waiting to be discovered.
Custom Items	Equip special gear and collectibles that add a fresh twist to gameplay—without breaking the vanilla experience.
Thriving Economy & Player Shops	Rent your own shop in our marketplace, trade with others, and become the richest raccoon in town!
Cosmetic-Only Store	Want to stand out? Our store features only non-pay-to-win cosmetics—no unfair advantages here!
Mini-Games & Events	Take a break from survival and jump into mini-games, tournaments, and special events hosted by the community!
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	Play with friends on any platform—no limitations, just fun.
A Friendly, Tight-Knit Community	We may be small, but we’re passionate, welcoming, and here to stay.

Server Information

Server Name:	Racoon Hideout
Version:	Play on any version!
Gameplay:	Mostly vanilla, enhanced with quality-of-life features
Crossplay:	Java & Bedrock supported

Join Our Community!

Whether you’re here to survive, build, trade, or compete, Racoon Hideout is the perfect place to start your journey.

Join us today and become part of something amazing!

Join Our Discord

Get updates, chat with players, and help shape the future of the server!

See you in the Hideout!

Enchanted Isles 1.20

actress, Anya Taylor-Joy, body positivity, Boundaries, celebrity nudity, consent, controversy, empowerment, Enchanted, explicit content, explicit scenes, filmography, Isles, nudity, on-screen nudity, PERSONAL LIFE, privacy, Rumors, Sexualization, speculation, tabloids

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Towns Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Enchantments Applied:	123
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

OH EM GEE, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a chance to see Anya Taylor-Joy’s boobs or vag!

Like, who even needs to watch movies when you can be exploring our server and possibly catching a glimpse of some celebrity skin?!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server ever created – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

ColorblindCraft

Apology, Blue, color perception, Colorblind, ColorblindCraft, colorblindness, confusion, customer service, dinosaur museum, Green.., lying.., Misunderstand, offensive, parasaurolophus, Prizes, Purple, Quests, Raptor, TRex, triceratops, Wristbands

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a T-rex on roller skates? Look no further! Our server is like a MASSIVE 5 story indoor dino playground, but with pixelated blocks instead of bones.

Join us and get your hands on wristbands with chips that let you complete quests and earn prizes. Choose from 4 different bracelets, each with a different color gradient and a silhouette of a dino. It’s like choosing your starter Pokemon, but with prehistoric creatures!

Just like the mom who couldn’t tell a Triceratops from a parasaurolophus, you’ll be faced with tough decisions. But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re just here for the blue ones. And if you get confused, just blame it on being colorblind like our heroic employee did!

So come on down to our server, where the dinosaurs are pixelated and the quests are as confusing as a mom trying to pick the “blue one.” Join now and let the madness begin!

AnimalCrimeSMP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crops Grown:	8424
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wild west but with blocks! We have a whole town run by llamas, yes LLAMAS! They wear tiny sheriff hats and arrest chickens for jaywalking, it’s hilarious. And don’t even get me started on the pig mafia, they control the black market for carrots and potatoes. It’s a total pig-eat-pig world out there, but it’s so much fun!

But seriously, if animals could commit crimes, I think the sheep would be arrested the most. They’re always causing trouble, like stealing wool from other sheep or breaking into the farmer’s house to eat all his wheat. Plus, have you ever seen a sheep try to drive a minecart? It’s a disaster waiting to happen. So come join our crazy SMP and see for yourself, it’s a total zoo in here!

HangryCraft: Where even Ballerinas need to eat!

Attention, Ballerina, Ballerinas, child abuse, child neglect, criminal charges, criminal neglect, DAUGHTER, Eat, Food, HangryCraft, jailed, legal consequences, neglect, neglect case, neglect consequences, neglectful behavior, neglectful parents, parental neglect, parents, starvation, Starved

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Love Letters Sent:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the admins are like ballerinas but instead of dancing, they’re building epic structures and slaying dragons with their mad skills.

So get this, the server is so lit that even ballerinas’ parents are getting jailed for neglecting their daughter because she was too busy playing on the server and forgot to eat. Like, they were all like “Sorry officer, we were too busy watching our daughter become a Minecraft legend to remember to feed her.”

Join this server for the most epic builds, the craziest adventures, and the chance to become a Minecraft ballerina legend. Plus, who knows, maybe your parents will get jailed for neglecting you too because you’re too busy dominating the server. YOLO, amirite?

Anemonefish & Anemone Buddies

adaptation, Anemone, Anemonefish, Buddies, Coevolution, Evolution, Host-parasite interaction, Marine Biology, marine discovery, marine ecology, marine life, marine organisms, marine research, Marine symbiosis, Mutualism, Nematocysts, ocean life, research, Sea anemones, sea creatures, Sialic acid, Stinging cells

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will blow your mind!

So, one time, there was this anemonefish who was chilling with their sea anemone homies, right? But then, out of nowhere, the sea anemone started getting all stingy and trying to attack the poor fish! It was like a crazy underwater battle, bro!

But guess what? The sea anemone had evolved to have low levels of sialic acid in their skin mucus, so they couldn’t trigger their stinging cells on the anemonefish! It was like some next level evolution stuff happening right there!

And that’s just a taste of the insane adventures you can have on this Minecraft server! Join now and experience the wildest and wackiest gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s get crafting, baby!

Jixing Vorld Server Minecraft

alt, Anarchy, banner, COMPLETE, Complete Anarchy, Demolish, description, GIF, Jixing Vorld, jokes, Lazy, Minecraft, minecraft server, Month, Server, server description, SPAVN, Title, wipe

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Dzhiks Vorld – the server on which the complete anarchy is happening. There are no jokes here, you can demolish the SPAVN. Wipe every month

jiksiworld.aternos.me:30577

Altheria Worldbuilding

ago.., alliances, Altheria, bedrock, BUILD, Days, Discord, Economies, Fun, Geo-politics, Ip:, launched, Play, player, Roleplay, Running, Server, Support, Towns, Wars, world, Worldbuilding

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	157	Star Shards Collected:	213
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Geopolitics, worldbuilding, player-run economies and nations
Server Launch Date	Just launched a few days ago
IP Address	play.altheria.net
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there player-run economies and nations?	Yes, players can create their own towns, build economies, go into wars and alliances.
When was the server launched?	The server was launched a few days ago.
Is there bedrock support?	Yes, we have bedrock support on port 25565.

Doki Bird Haven 1.21

#youtube, bird, Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Divegrass suggestions., Doki, Dokibird, DokiMint, Drift Away, Fanart Vault, Final Heist, Haven, Heart of Gold, joy, Laughter, no matter what, Selen Tatsuki, Shop, Smart Goon, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	606
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why join? Because on our server, Angry Naked Birds roam free and you can ride them into battle! Plus, we have exclusive Dokibird content like her cover songs and epic heist MVs. Want more reasons? How about playing Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery in Minecraft? Dive into our Divegrass team page and suggest ideas for the team! Don’t be a Dumb Goon, be a Smart Goon and join our server now for a chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience!

Players:	100/400	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ores Mined:	9428

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