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Bull’s Roar in the Wild 1.21.4

1.21.4, animalistic, attention seeking, attraction, Balls, Behavior, bellowing, breedable, Bull, Bulls, DOMINANCE, exhibitionism, Femanons, HERD, Masculinity, mating, primal, Provocative, Public, Roar, scattering, Social, societal norms, Wild

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a wild stampede of breedable femanons running around, just waiting for you to come and tame them! And let me tell ya, my balls are always full at the end of the day on this server. So, if you wanna unleash your inner bull and have a blast, come join us! It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that!

PixelPalsCraft

90s games, arcade games, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood pastimes, classic games, computer games, dos games, early gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, interactive entertainment, Nostalgia, old school gaming, pixelated graphics, PixelPalsCraft, pre-2000s, retro games, video games, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Remember those good old days when you were just a wee lad or lass playing computer games on your ancient desktop? Well, forget about all that because our Minecraft server is where the real fun is at! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride pigs into battle (yes, you read that right).

Our server is so epic that even Steve from Minecraft himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a castle so magnificent that it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to all who find it. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!

So what are you waiting for? Dust off your old computer, grab your pickaxe, and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave.

Elastic Crafty Minds

Crafty, elastic, elasticity, elasticity theory, material analysis, material behavior, material deformation, material elasticity, material engineering, material flexibility, material properties, material strength, material testing, materials science, mechanical properties, Minds.., molecular dynamics, molecular materials, Molecular structure, new understanding, research, scientific discovery

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

come join this cray cray minecraft server where the blocks bounce like rubber bands and the pigs fly like superman. we got a whole new understanding of elasticity in molecular materials, whatever that means. but trust us, it’s gonna blow your mind.

imagine building a house made entirely out of bouncy blocks that can stretch and squish like putty. or riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies.

our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the worm dance. and don’t even get us started on the chickens that lay diamond eggs.

so if you’re ready to experience minecraft like never before, come join us and be prepared to have your mind blown. just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Hell’s Pit

Adapt, alliances, Anarchy, Battleground, BUILD, destroy, Fight, HellS, Ip:, Minecraft, Pit, Raid, Raw, Resets, restrictions, Risk, Server, Shape, Tnt, Trust, Unfiltered, VAULT, Wasteland

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Animals Bred:	85

Hell’s Pit Server Overview

Description	Hell’s Pit is a lawless wasteland where only the strongest survive. No rules, TNT Duping, vault resets every hour, no restrictions—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft. Build, destroy, raid, and fight your way to the top. The world is yours to shape, if you can hold onto it.
Spawn	Spawn is a battleground, trust is a rare commodity, and alliances are temporary. Adapt or be erased.
Server Info	IP: mc.hells-pit.comDiscord: none yet

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, Hell’s Pit is a pure anarchy server with no rules.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	No, there are no restrictions on gameplay.
How often are vault resets?	Vault resets occur every hour.
Is there a Discord server for Hell’s Pit?	Currently, there is no Discord server.

Luminous Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, be careful, BEWARE, Caution, cost, Covenant, danger, deadly, Fatal, hazardous, Isles, Life, life-threatening, luminous, OMINOUS, Peril, Perilous, precarious, Risk, threat, Treacherous, Unsafe, Warning

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Void Armor Forged:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like, super intense, bro. Like, joining this server is like joining a secret cult or something. You gotta be ready to risk it all, man. Your life could be on the line just by joining this server. But hey, that’s what makes it so freaking exciting, right? So come on, join us and see if you can survive the covenant of craziness. It’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

CraftyCreeperz

advice, CraftyCreeperz, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, learning, life advice, life experience, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life wisdom, Maturity, MISTAKES, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, wisdom

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3752	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Ever wished you could go back in time and tell your younger self to join our Minecraft server? Well, now you can! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, secret treasure hunts, and the occasional dance-off with a zombie. Trust us, your younger self will thank you for it!

CraftyRussianAggro Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CraftyRussianAggro, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, G7, GLOBAL RESPONSE, international relations, Invasion, military intervention, Minecraft, objections, Politics, russia, sanctions, Server, Statement, summit, Tension, territorial dispute, U.S, world affairs

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Animals Bred:	13	Enchantments Applied:	211
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of potatoes and ride llamas into battle against evil chickens. why join? because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja pandas.

we once had a player who accidentally turned their house into a flying castle and had to fight off a horde of zombie villagers while floating in the sky. it was epic.

plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. who wouldn’t want to join that madness? so come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

BalticCableBreachCraft

Baltic Sea, BalticCableBreachCraft, cyber attack, cybersecurity, Data Protection, digital infrastructure, Espionage, internet connectivity, Investigating, investigation, maritime security, national security, Nordic countries, possible breach, prime minister, security breach, submarine cable, Surveillance, Sweden, telecommunications, undersea cable

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Animals Bred:	81
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have undersea cables in the baltic sea for you to explore! prime minister of sweden is investigating possible breaches but don’t worry, we have all the creepers and zombies under control. join us for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the deep sea and build your own underwater kingdom. plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure guarded by a giant squid boss. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

Epic Drugs Server 2024

drug approvals, drug development, drug distribution, drug efficacy, drug innovation, drug manufacturing, drug market, drug marketing, drug monitoring, Drug research, drug safety, drug testing, Drugs, EMA, Epic, FDA, Healthcare, medical advancements, MHRA, Novel drugs, pharmaceuticals, regulatory agencies, Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4152	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Runes Activated:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the craziest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft server of all time!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little something. Our server has been approved by not one, not two, but THREE major drug agencies in 2024! That’s right, the EMA, the FDA, and the MHRA all gave us the green light because our server is just that lit.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be able to mine for diamonds while riding a unicorn. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns in Minecraft. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventure of your life. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server approved by drug agencies? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Bigoceancraft server minecraft

administrators, Bigoceancraft, comfortable game, Events, Failure of the Ship, Fly, Minecraft, Ocean, Players, plot linenia, Server, Starter Kit, Velikenov, young pirate

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	249
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Animals Bred:	25
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Description of server, young pirate! Show what you are capable of! Our server has 1 plot linenia, entitled “Failure of the Ship.” As Visa has probably already noticed, the server on the subject of the ocean. Yes, and not the expanse of the ocean, but Velikenov! If you have any questions, ask the administrators on the server. We eat for you to make the most comfortable game, which is in our efforts. Events will take place when 7 or more players. At least 2 administrators should be beaten for the event. And the players, at least 5. We will receive Fly (Fly) who entered the given server.

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MysticCraft Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, amalee, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, Mouse discussion, MysticCraft, Nagi, Peke, Realms, vshojo, VShojo community, VShojo members, VShojo vtubers, Vtuber, zen

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Welcome to the most batshit crazy Minecraft server ever! Join us to discuss VShojo and vtubers who are basically living memes. We’ve got Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen. These guys are like the Avengers of vtubers, but with more chaos and less saving the world.

If you’re into dedicated discussions about Kson, Henya, Mouse, or just want to join the extended family, we’ve got channels for that too. Plus, we have an entire thread dedicated to the former members because once you join, you’re family for life.

So hop on this Minecraft server and prepare to question your sanity as we dive into the world of VShojo and vtubers. Don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion. Let’s make some memories that will leave you wondering, “Did that really happen?”

MomStopBoyToyLOL

advice, aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Divorce, emotions, Empathy, family, Maturity, mom, MomStopBoyToyLOL, personal space, relationships, self-care, separation, Support, Telling, Understanding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Alien Abductions:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mines Excavated:	1907
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual escape from real-life drama like your parents’ messy separation! Join us and leave all that family drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in our blocky world.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about hearing about your mom’s new “boyfriend” or their relationship problems. Instead, you can focus on building your dream castle, mining for diamonds, and battling creepers with your friends.

We understand that balancing family issues and Minecraft can be a lot to handle, so why not take a break and join our server for some much-needed fun and laughter? Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with a community of fellow players who just want to have a good time?

So come on over and join our server for a break from the chaos of real life. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you count the regret of not joining sooner!

CraftyZelenskiy2020

Alliance, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyZelenskiy2020, Diplomacy, foreign policy, G20, global politics, international relations, negotiations, peace bid, Political Support, solidarity, summit, trump, Ukraine, Unity, us allies, world leaders, Zelenskiy

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	291140
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Towns Built:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

lolz come join our minecraft server where china, trump, and ukraine are all bffs and building epic peace treaties together at the g20 summit. ukraine’s president zelenskiy is leading the charge with his epic building skills and china is supplying all the bamboo for our epic structures. trump is just there for the memes and to make sure everyone follows the rules. come join the fun and build your own diplomatic masterpiece on our server!

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, anxiety, faggot board, humblebrag, kill yourself, lack of self-awareness, midwit, MysticCraft, Realm, scapegoat, Selfsuck, sissy, smartypants, woe is me

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cringe lords and dopey self-suck scapegoats of the world. We don’t tolerate midwits with “muh anxiety” here, only true chaotic energy. Let your inner failure shine in a world where being incredibly smart is a curse and being a complete derp is celebrated. Embrace the chaos and join us in a realm where self-awareness is optional and humblebragging is a way of life. Don’t be a smartypants, be a derpypants on our server!

BallCraft: The Mystery Stitch

athletic gear, ballcraft, Balls, curious question, equipment design, manufacturing process, middle, Mystery, sports balls, sports equipment, sports equipment construction, sports equipment design, sports equipment engineering, sports equipment innovation, sports equipment manufacturing, sports equipment materials, sports gear, sports industry, sports science, sports technology, stich mark, Stitch, stitching

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Potions Brewed:	168	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us and find out why our balls have a stitch mark in the middle! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous elves who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. They’ve been known to sneak into your inventory and replace all your diamonds with potatoes, or turn all the pigs into flying pigs that rain bacon down from the sky!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the wacky charm of our server. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are? So come on over and join the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7813
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	28