Valorian Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Magic Items Found:	1281	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Votes:	8743
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8769	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	110

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Animals Bred:	193	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	164	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	133	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Emeralds Found:	7129

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Crops Grown:	8342

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

Players:	94/700	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22