| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 2891 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 97 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 5228 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3176 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 3148 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 |
| Ores Mined: | 874 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.
Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 1449 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Star Shards Collected: | 145 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!
And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 4159 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 184 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 149 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 7086 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 761311 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2648 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 172 |
ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.
ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.
COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 2344 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 2886 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 6382 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.
Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!
Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 4870 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 74 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Potions Brewed: | 129 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 86 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 9433 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2438 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 609 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.
plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.
so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 7359 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 119 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 3873 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 373424 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 1850 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 19 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 71 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.
And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 627 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6382 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 1247 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1791 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!
