| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 6401 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
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| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 1332 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 2067 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 4559 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 697 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 164 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 4401 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 1147 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2654 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 9405 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 995 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.
And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.
So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 292 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Votes: | 8024 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 17 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 2624 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 3892 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1662 | Magic Items Found: | 8280 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 6315 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 4206 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Votes: | 9511 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 9232 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 94 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Enchantments Applied: | 296 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 2411 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 45 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 4363 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!
If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 7229 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 77 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.
