VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ores Mined:	9053
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	248
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Towns Built:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Buildings Constructed:	31	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8755	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Farms Harvested:	436	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5979
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Votes:	8624	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ores Mined:	7367
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Villages Defended:	18

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Crops Grown:	9162
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?