Vallhalasmp | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pickpocketing Marsupials Server

Animal Behavior, animal facts, animal pouches, animal theft, Australian fauna, australian wildlife, interesting animals, Kangaroos, Koalas, marsupial species, marsupials, pickpocketed, Pickpocketing, possums, pouch, Server, thievery, unique animals, unique behavior, wallabies, wildlife, wildlife trivia

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Buildings Constructed:	48
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. like, did you know that on this server, marsupials are the only animals that can be pickpocketed? like, imagine sneaking up on a kangaroo and stealing its wallet, bro.

but that’s not even the best part. on this server, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the electric slide, skeletons breakdancing, it’s wild, man.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. but watch out, because they’re trained in martial arts and will karate chop anyone who tries to steal their bling.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pickpocketing marsupials, they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Commute: Beyond Downtown Hub

blocky, city planning, Commute, commuting patterns, daily movements, digital nomads, downtown, downtown hubs, economic geography, economic impact, employment trends, Hub, neighborhood-bound, remote jobs, remote work, research, spatial analysis, Technology, telecommuting, Transportation, urban development, urban economies, work from home, Workforce

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

so, like, u know how u think ur just chillin in ur lil neighborhood, doin ur thing? well guess what, turns out ur daily movements are like, way more wild than u thought. like, u could be affectin urban economies without even knowin it. crazy, right?

join our minecraft server and be part of this INSANE discovery. u could be the reason a whole downtown hub thrives or dies. u never know, man. it’s like, a whole new level of responsibility.

plus, we have the most lit builds and the craziest events. like, one time we had a giant chicken parade that took over the whole server. it was cluckin wild, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on this kind of madness.

so come on, join us and be part of the urban economy revolution. who knew minecraft could be so impactful, right? let’s shake things up together, one block at a time.

Prime Survival

Community, Discord, Economy, Events, evolving world, Friendly, Lag-free, Loyal, multiplayer, multiplayer server, North America, Optimized, Positive, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff Team, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Farms Harvested:	897	Void Gems Collected:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Server has been operating since 2018. Prime aims to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and constantly improve its features.
Community	Player base mainly from North America but all are welcome. Active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ

Q: How long has Prime Survival been operating?

A: Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

Q: What is the goal of Prime Survival?

A: The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers, improve on their shortcomings, and provide a lag-free experience for players.

Q: Where does the majority of the player base come from?

A: The majority of the player base comes from North America, but players from all regions are welcome to join.

Q: Is there an active community Discord server?

A: Yes, Prime Survival has an active Discord server for announcements, discussion, and community interaction. Players are encouraged to join to stay connected.

Q: What can players expect from the ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival?

A: The ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival offers an enhanced survival experience for players. Join the server and Discord to stay updated on community activities.

ZenCraft Skylands 1.21.1

1.21.1, addiction, anxiety, b.., benzodiazepine abuse, benzodiazepines, coping mechanisms, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, mood problems, panic attacks, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Psychiatry, Psychology, side effects, Skylands, Therapy, Treatment, Xanax, zencraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Yo, bros, forget about Xanax, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why deal with panic attacks when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures in our world? Plus, who needs mood problems when you can be chilling with your virtual buddies and having a blast? Anxiety? Pshhh, just join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore, create, and have a freaking awesome time. Trust me, this server is the ultimate cure for all your real-life problems. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft magic heal your soul!

Pixel Punk Paradise

BTFO, cm punk, cmpg, commodity, Embed, general, Goat, Hottest, instagram, Links, Paradise, PIXEL, Platform, punk, Punker, Raw, related, Seething, social media, twitter, Widgets, wrestling

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got all the RAWThe Punker’s links for you to check out, like his Instagram and Twitter. SEETHING SEFF BTFO BY THE GOAT, you know what I’m saying? Join us for some epic gaming adventures and let’s have a blast together! Don’t miss out, come join the madness now!

BoundaryCraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, Boundary, BoundaryCraft, comfort, Communication, control, Disrespect, Expectations, Favor, Friend, Frustration, houseguest, manipulative, Military, privacy, relationships, Rent, Respect, roommate, Safety, Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mines Excavated:	2634	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful roommates who bring random strangers into your home without any consideration for your safety or privacy? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual home without the worry of unwanted guests barging in!

On our server, you can create your own rules and enforce them however you see fit. Want to ban all players who don’t ask permission before entering your virtual abode? Go for it! Want to charge rent in diamonds and emeralds? Totally doable!

Join us now and experience a world where you are the master of your domain, where no one can disrespect you or your virtual spouse. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the drama of real-life roommates. Plus, we have a strict “no random strangers in your virtual home” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual wife is safe while she’s out slaying zombies or mining for resources.

Don’t let real-life roommate drama ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and start building your dream virtual home, free from unwanted guests and drama!

MexiCraftSisNoHelp

Argument, Certification, Cleansing, Decision making, Diploma, education, enema, family, financial responsibility, God’s mission, INDEPENDENCE, knowledge, mexico, MexiCraftSisNoHelp, MONEY, normal life, Phone, Religion, School, sibling, Support

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about your sister running off to questionable schools in Mexico.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and make sure they never abandon you for some weird cult-like school. Plus, you won’t have to worry about paying for their phone bills or meals – they can fend for themselves in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family experience, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family issues.

LovestruckLlama Minecraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, deep connection, devotion, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Heartwarming, INTIMATE, knowing, Life Partner, long term, love, LovestruckLlama, Minecraft, Passion, realization, relationships, romance, sentimental, smp, soulmate, special bond

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, with unicorns flying around and diamond armor growing on trees. Like, I knew I loved this server when I rode a pig off a cliff and survived because I had a feather falling enchantment on my boots. It was like, true love at first sight, you know?

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when the sun goes down. I swear, I saw a creeper breakdancing with a skeleton, it was wild. That’s when I knew this server was the one for me.

Oh, and did I mention the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of baked potatoes? It’s insane, bro. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride around on a dragon breathing fire on all the noobs.

So yeah, if you wanna experience true love and ridiculous adventures, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, and you’ll never want to leave. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make.

Elon’s Crafty Politics

activism, billionaire, brexit, Business, Crafty, Economy, electric vehicles, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, future trends, global affairs, Government, influence, innovation, leadership, Politics, renewable energy, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, UK politics

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Have you heard the rumors? Elon Musk is actually joining UK politics because he wants to build a Minecraft server that is out of this world! Literally, he plans to create a server set on Mars where players can mine for space diamonds and battle alien mobs. And guess what? He’s looking for players to join him on this intergalactic adventure! So if you want to be a part of history and help Elon Musk conquer the red planet in the name of Minecraft, then join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride in a Tesla spaceship to get there. 😉🚀 #MinecraftOnMars #ElonForPresident

SnowballCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, border, Canada, denial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, neighbor, News, North America, Politics, prime minister, Server, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, speculation, Statement, trudeau, U.S

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	126
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even trudeau himself said there’s not ‘a snowball’s chance’ canada would become part of it? well, this server is so lit that even the prime minister is shooketh by its awesomeness.

join us and build the most epic structures you can imagine, like a giant statue of trudeau riding a polar bear into battle against a horde of creepers. or maybe you want to create a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps to keep out pesky griefers.

we have the most insane mods and plugins that will make your minecraft experience like no other. fly around on a magic carpet, summon dragons to do your bidding, or even turn yourself into a unicorn with rainbow powers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and show trudeau that canada can handle anything, even the most epic minecraft adventures. let’s do this, eh!

What is the IP for Brawl Stars Minecraft Server?

battle royale, brawl, brawl stars, Meeple, Minecraft, mobile battle royale, mobile game, mobile rpg, mobile strategy game, New Event, pizza event, Server, skins, Stars, Supercell Game, Surge Lightyear, Surge lightyear skin

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
New Chunks Explored:	363495	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Brawl Stars is a popular mobile multiplayer online battle game developed by Supercell. The game features a variety of game modes, including Gem Grab, Showdown, Heist, Brawl Ball, Bounty, Siege, and more. Players can choose from a diverse cast of characters, each with unique abilities and play styles. The goal of the game is to team up with friends or play solo, defeat opponents, and collect rewards to unlock new brawlers and upgrades. Brawl Stars has garnered a large and dedicated player base since its release in 2018, with regular updates and events keeping the game fresh and engaging for players.

Max2890’s server

Active, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Griefing, invite, Max2890s, Minecraft, PvP, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Shops, smp, Staff, Survival, tolerance

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8125	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	4281

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
Rules	No hacking, No homophobia, No racism, No sexism, No slurs
Start Date	8th Jan
Start Time	15:30

Join our Discord server for more information: Discord Link

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is this?	This is a semi-anarchy server where everything is allowed except for hacking.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules include no homophobia, racism, sexism, or any slurs.
When does the server start?	The server will start on 8th Jan at 15:30.

Evergreen Enclave 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, Cecilia Immergreen, cover, elden ring, enclave, evergreen, forgotten words, Grün, Half-Year Anniversary, hololive english, Immergination, ImmerMarks, ImmerMemes, ImmerMerch, ImmerPiece, ImmerScreen, Justice, merch, Music, MV, odyssey, OP Template, Previous thread, spoilers, twitter, wizard

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Star Shards Collected:	114
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with wizardry and epic journeys.

Watch our streams where we uncover the mysteries of Elden Ring and embark on new adventures. Get ready to be mind-blown by our content!

Follow us on YouTube and Twitter for the latest updates and important videos. Don’t miss out on our sick music covers and original songs that will have you grooving all night long.

And hey, why not cop some merch while you’re at it? Show off your love for our server with some exclusive gear that will make you the envy of all your friends.

Join us for some crazy fun and immerse yourself in the world of Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out, join now! #ImmerScreen #Immergination #ImmerPiece #ImmerMemes

And remember, our server is so lit, it’ll make you question reality itself. Don’t believe me? Just join and see for yourself, you won’t regret it! 🤪🔥🚀

LessonLearnedMC SMP

acceptance, Adversity, compassion, Empathy, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, growth, humility, learning, LessonLearnedMC, life lesson, mindfulness, perseverance, personal development, perspective, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the craziest place ever, full of epic adventures and wacky shenanigans.

So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground lair filled with evil chickens wearing top hats. I had to fight them off with a carrot stick, it was insane! But then I found a chest full of enchanted golden apples, so it was totally worth it.

And another time, I was building a roller coaster in the sky and a herd of flying pigs swooped down and started racing me. I had to outsmart them by building loop-de-loops and trapdoors, it was so intense!

Plus, the community on this server is like a big dysfunctional family. We have dance parties in the Nether, prank wars that escalate way too quickly, and epic battles against giant zombie chickens. It’s a wild ride, bro.

So, if you wanna experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScreamCraft!

anger, best thing, Cathartic, Communication, emotion, EXCITEMENT, Expression, fear, Frustration, funny, humor, loud, primal, Release, scream, ScreamCraft, shouting, stress relief, Surprise, vocalization, Yelling

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you scream with joy? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to scream “I love creepers” at the top of your lungs! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-digging llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to turn all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Come scream your heart out on our server today!

Players:	110/700	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34