Vallhalasmp | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MoneyBackMineCraft

000, aita, asset, buy own place, Drama, guilt tripping, inconsistent promises, money back, MoneyBackMineCraft, Mortgage, moving out, owe 25, parents, part time, patience, promised, Rent, Struggling, STUDENT, tuition, well off

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama at home and being guilt-tripped by your parents for money? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream home without any mortgage drama!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your parents asking you for money or making empty promises. Instead, you can focus on mining for diamonds, battling mobs, and creating epic builds with your friends.

Plus, we have a special quest where you can earn virtual currency to make up for all the money you’re owed in real life. Who needs $25,000 when you can have unlimited diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft?

So say goodbye to the rent-free guilt trips and join our server today for a truly epic escape from reality!

ExCraftLoveTriange

awkward, coping, current partner, DATING, Dilemma, emotions, ex, ExCraftLoveTriange, former flame, love life, namesake, new flame, Partners, past and present, personal experience, relationship, Romantic, same name, Situation, unique circumstance

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships by building a virtual world where everyone has unique names! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might accidentally set off a TNT trap set by a player who’s been mining for diamonds for days. Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos of a world where exes and current partners with the same name are the least of your worries!

CraftyPutin’sMCServer

Accountability, Azerbaijani citizens, Blame, Certainty, Condolences, Conflict, CraftyPutinsMCServer, crisis management., deaths, diplomatic relations, Disaster, international relations, investigation, Politics, president, REPRESENTATIVES, RESPONSIBILITY, russian federation, Tragedy, tragedy aftermath

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	967455
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	4160	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the president is a minecraft character who blames russia for all the disasters that happen in the game. we have crazy adventures, like when a creeper exploded the white house and the president blamed putin for it. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, explosions, and blaming other countries for our problems. it’s a total blast, literally!

CraftyZelenskyLukashApology

Apology, Belarus, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyLukashApology, denial, Diplomacy, international relations, Lukashenko, political leaders, russia invasion, Zelensky

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. let me tell u why. so, like, one time, Lukashenko was playin on the server and he was buildin this massive castle, right? but then Zelensky came along and was like, “bro, that’s my spot!” and Lukashenko was like, “oops, my bad, bro.” but then he denied it was his fault and blamed it on Russia’s invasion or somethin. crazy, right?

anyway, u gotta join this server cuz u never know what kind of drama is gonna go down. maybe u’ll build a castle and have to apologize to someone for takin their spot. or maybe u’ll deny responsibility for blowin up someone’s house. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on this server, so come join the fun!

Husband vs Wife Mental Health Showdown

couples, diagnoses, Earning More, financial strain, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, health, husband, Husbands, income disparity, Marriage, Men, Mental, mental health, observations, Probability, psychological health, relationships, showdown, social stigma, stress, study, Wife, Wives, Women

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Meteorites Collected:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where the craziness never stops! We have so much fun that even the blocks are laughing.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and suddenly their pet pig started dancing the Macarena. True story!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, if you find a diamond, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Just make sure one of those wishes is for unlimited cake, because who doesn’t love cake?

But wait, there’s more! If you build the tallest tower on our server, a dragon will come and challenge you to a dance-off. Winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this crazy world of blocky madness.

Flaze SMP

Adventure, amazing performance, Backup server, Challenges, companies, dedicated admin, Discord, Flaze, France, Future, hosting risks, how to join, long-term stability, massive projects, Minecraft, player coalition, power outages, Roleplay, shape the modpack, smp

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Server Name	Flaze SMP
Modpack	Create: Beyond Industry
Number of Mods	200+ (and counting!)

Overview

Looking for a modded Minecraft experience like no other? Flaze SMP offers 200+ mods from the Create: Beyond Industry modpack, blending creativity and industry with a vibrant community.

Why Us? Our whitelisted server ensures a safe, welcoming space free of griefers and thieves. The community thrives on collaboration, with friendly players always ready to help. Whether you’re an industry guy or a curious newcomer, you’ll find your place here!

Key Features

Roleplay Companies: Register and grow businesses—trains, factories, automation, and more!
Player Coalition: Bi-monthly server challenges where you need to collect resources with other players to get rewards!
Challenges: Suggest a challenge (mega-project) you want to make and get rewards upon its completion.
Massive Projects: Industrial zones, always expanding train networks, and a growing server spawn.
Shape the Modpack: Your feedback directly impacts Create: Beyond Industry updates.

Why Choose Flaze SMP? Hosted in France by our dedicated admin, our server has amazing performance and long-term stability—no hosting risks here (except power outages haha, don’t worry, we backup the server twice a day).

How to Join? Answer a few quick questions to get whitelisted. It’s that easy! Join our Discord.

Join us and help shape the future of modded Minecraft on Flaze SMP. Your adventure starts here!

FAQ

How do I get whitelisted on the server?

To get whitelisted on the Flaze SMP server, you need to answer a few quick questions. Join our Discord server (linked above) and follow the instructions provided to gain access to the server.

What makes Flaze SMP different from other Minecraft servers?

Flaze SMP stands out from other Minecraft servers due to its large number of mods, focus on collaboration and community, unique features like roleplay companies and player challenges, and the opportunity for players to directly impact the modpack updates.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the Flaze SMP server. The server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and welcoming environment free of griefers and thieves.

Can I join an existing roleplay company on the server?

Yes, you have the option to join existing roleplay companies on the Flaze SMP server. If you’re interested in participating in businesses related to trains, factories, automation, and more, you can join an established company or create your own.

How often are server challenges held?

Server challenges on Flaze SMP are held bi-monthly. These challenges require players to collect resources with others to receive rewards and add an extra layer of community engagement on the server.

Panko’s Wild Adventures 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventures, arousal, attraction, consent, Desires, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, long tail tags, Lust, Panko, Pankos, Passion, please, Pleasure, risky behavior, seduction, sexual desire, taboo, temptation, unprotected sex, Wild

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Potions Brewed:	196	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a wild party where everyone’s just yelling “Panko! Please have unprotected sex with me!” Imagine the chaos, the madness, the sheer insanity of it all! You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as you build and battle your way through this wacky world. So come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

DeadbeatDadMC Server

Arrest warrant, child support, child support arrears, child support consequences, child support enforcement, child support failure, child support hearing, child support issues, child support obligations, child support payment, child support process, child support responsibility, child support system, co parenting, DeadbeatDadMC, ex, failure to pay, Hearing, parenting, Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate revenge on your deadbeat ex? Look no further! Join our server and unleash chaos on your ex by building a virtual world where he can never escape his child support responsibilities.

Imagine a world where every block you place represents a missed payment from your ex. Build towering structures of child support bills and watch as he struggles to navigate his way out of debt. Will he finally learn his lesson? Probably not, but at least you’ll have a good laugh at his expense.

Join now and let your ex experience the consequences of his actions in the most hilarious way possible. Who knew getting revenge could be this much fun?

DadRaidedMyPhoneLOL

26F, aita, Boundaries, confrontational, DadRaidedMyPhoneLOL, deadbeat dad, disgusted, DISRESPECTFUL, embarrassed, family event, inappropriate, nudes, personal space, Phone, privacy, Religious Ideology, texts, Trust, trust issues, violated

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5906	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of creepy family members invading your privacy? Join our Minecraft server where no one will ever go through your phone, control your music, or make you feel uncomfortable! Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about nosy relatives peeking into your personal life.

We have a strict “no creepy dads allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will make you forget all about that weird family event. So come join us and escape the drama for some epic adventures in the world of Minecraft!

GymCraftin’ SMP

beginner fitness, exercise routine, fitness goals, fitness journey, going to the gym, gym habits, gym membership, gym motivation, gym progress, gym routine, gym transformation, GymCraftin, healthy lifestyle, smp, starting out at the gym, working out, workout inspiration, workout motivation, workout schedule, workout tips

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	102
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3

So, like, one day I was just mining for diamonds in Minecraft, right? And I was like, dang, my Minecraft character is looking a little chunky. So I was like, yo, I gotta get my Minecraft character in shape, you know? So I joined this totally rad SMP where everyone is super ripped and jacked in Minecraft. Like, we have competitions to see who can lift the most virtual blocks and stuff. It’s insane, bro. And like, the best part is, if you win a competition, you get a special enchanted protein shake that makes your Minecraft character even more buff. It’s wild, man. You gotta join this SMP, it’s a total game-changer for your Minecraft fitness journey.

SnackCraftMountains

Adventure, backpacking, Endurance, ENERGY, Exploration, Fruit, granola bars, Hiking, hydration, long-lasting, Mountains, Nature, nutrition, nuts, outdoors, protein, SnackCraftMountains, Sustenance, trail meal, trail snack, Wilderness

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Secret Passages Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	2930	Emeralds Found:	8505
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Are you tired of boring old trail mix and granola bars? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we offer a virtual buffet of mountain-themed snacks to keep you energized during your epic adventures! From pixelated protein shakes to enchanted golden apples that give you super speed, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a pack of diamond-armored wolves. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the wolves will be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine diamond blocks with just one hit!

So why settle for a boring hike in the real world when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate mountain adventure? Grab your virtual backpack and get ready to snack your way to victory!

KedumimCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Gun Violence, International, Israel, israeli news, israeli-palestinian conflict, Kedumim, Kedumim Attack, KedumimCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Middle East news, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Server, Shooting, terror attack, Terrorism, terrorism in Israel, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	632
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Towns Built:	4

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, three Israelis got killed and seven got injured in a crazy shooting terror attack near Kedumim. But don’t worry, on this server, the only thing getting shot is arrows at creepers and zombies! Join us for some wild adventures and epic battles, where the only thing you’ll be terrorizing is those pesky mobs. So come on, join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

CraftyPutinEU_Destroyer

aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutinEU_Destroyer, destroy Europe, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, nato, political tensions, power struggle, putin, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, united states, US, Zelensky

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so like, u know how putin is all like “imma destroy europe” and zelensky is all like “halp us america”? well, forget all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got creepers blowing up stuff like putin blows up relationships, and we got players teaming up to take down bosses like zelensky taking down putin (in minecraft, obvi).

join us and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in a world where the only thing getting destroyed is your free time (in the best way possible).

who needs geopolitics when you can have blocky adventures and make friends with fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with minecraft as you are? come join us now and let’s show putin and zelensky how it’s really done in the virtual world!

Ouroboro5 Anarchy

Anarchy, Dupes, exploits, Griefing, hacked clients, hackers, Lag Machines, Map resets, Nether, No Hacks, Ouroboro5, p2w, player heads, PvP, Scamming.., seedcracking, semi anarchy, server resources, Sleep, Survival, Teleporting, unmodified, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Magic Items Found:	4939
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Ouroboro5 Anarchy Minecraft Server

Basic Information:

Server IP	anarchy.ouroboro5.se
Discord	https://discord.gg/4dRxyqdG4f

About the Server:

A no hacks – Anarchy Minecraft Server offering a pure and unmodified vanilla survival experience without a lot of rules. Griefing, PvP, and Scamming are allowed.

Special Features:

The world border is at 30×30 million blocks.
Nether roof access is allowed.
Only 30% of players need to sleep to skip the night.
Player heads drop on being killed.

Rules:

No hacked clients, but exploits are allowed.
No seedcracking or sharing of the server’s seed.
All dupes are allowed.
No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
When was the server started?	The server has been running since December 25th, 2024.
Who owns and maintains the server?	The server owner is mukklan.
Are there any map resets?	No, there are no map resets on the server.
What happens if I break the rules?	Breaking any of the main rules will result in a direct punishment.
Can I use exploits on the server?	Exploits are allowed, but hacked clients are not.

Epic Pixel Realms 1.20.5

#youtube, 1.20.5, BASTARDOS, Epic, fat, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming content, gaming culture, gaming discussions, Gaming influencers, gaming memes, Gaming news, gaming reviews, gaming trends, gaming updates., multiplayer, Online Community, PIXEL, Realms, twitch, video games, vidya

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magic Items Found:	6955
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn your brains out? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just a regular Tuesday on this server. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, pants-wetting adventure of a lifetime. Don’t be a square, join the fun and let your inner crazy shine!

Players:	96/100	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20