Vallhalasmp | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TipsyCraft: Booze & Blocks

alcohol consumption, alcohol use disorder, alcoholism, Alzheimer’s disease, blocks, booze, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, genetic pathways, genetic predisposition, Memory Loss, mental health, molecular mechanisms, Neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative disease, neurology, Progression, risk factor, substance abuse, TipsyCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Farms Harvested:	131	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Potions Brewed:	82	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just wanna chill and build stuff but then u also wanna have a good time and maybe drink some potions or whatever? well, this server is perfect for u cuz we got all the crazy stuff u need to have a blast!

our server is like a mix of minecraft and a wild party! we got crazy events like potion drinking contests and building challenges where u gotta build a castle while drunk! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember what u built the next day!

plus, we got this insane story where if u drink too many potions, u might actually unlock a secret level where u have to fight off zombie villagers who are trying to steal all your diamonds! it’s intense and hilarious at the same time!

so come join our server and see for yourself how alcohol use disorder can actually make your minecraft experience even more epic! trust us, u won’t regret it!

TechnoTerra Realm pvp

Adventure, Challenges, Conquer, Craft, daring quests, Discord, discovery, exclusive community, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, immersive-journey, Join, landscapes, majestic structures, mettle, Minecraft, PvP, Reality, Realm, realm secrets, smp, TechnoTerra, untold mysteries

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Overview:

Server Name	Unveil the Mysteries
Features	Traverse through landscapes with hidden secrets Craft majestic structures Embark on daring quests Immerse yourself in a realm of fantasy and reality
Realms	Jk Realm 1 : VqtaUznAGi4 Ts Realm 2 : YrXnSm8e6n8 Ats Realm 3 : zNqwg5mGFAg
Join Now	Join the Discord community

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join a realm?	To join a realm, use the provided realm codes in Minecraft.
Can I build my own structures?	Yes, you can craft your own majestic structures to reflect your vision.
Are there quests to complete?	Yes, you can embark on daring quests and conquer challenges in the realms.
Is the realm community exclusive?	Yes, you can be part of an exclusive community focused on adventure and discovery.

Eternal Femme Fatale 1.20.4

1.20.4, bully, discrimination, equality, ETERNAL, fatale, feminism, femme, gender, Gender Identity, hateful, hateful rhetoric, Jews, Marginalized, Misogyny, Oppression, Personality, power, Respect, social justice, TOXIC, Victim, Weak, WOMAN

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of the lizard people controlling society!

Become the hero you always knew you were deep down inside, but were too afraid to unleash because of the chemtrails in the air!

Build your own virtual world where you can finally be the alpha you were meant to be, without the fear of being brainwashed by the Illuminati!

Fight off the evil forces of the New World Order while mining for diamonds and crafting epic weapons to protect yourself from the reptilian overlords!

Join us and together we will overthrow the oppressive regime of the global elite, one block at a time!

FootFlicker Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disrespectful behavior., Etiquette, foot touching, FootFlicker, Minecraft, movie etiquette, movie theater, movie theater boundaries, movie theater confrontation, movie theater etiquette, movie theater experience, movie theater incident, movie theater manners, movie theater rules, personal space, public behavior, Server, Social Interaction, social norms

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	268	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you tired of dealing with people putting their stinky feet in your face while you’re trying to enjoy a meal? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only feet you’ll see are pixelated and definitely not smelly!

We guarantee a foot-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without any gross surprises. Say goodbye to real-life foot incidents and hello to a virtual world where you can create anything your heart desires.

Join now and leave those foot offenders behind! Trust us, your nostrils will thank you.

NieceNoHomeAllowedMC

acceptance, body dysmorphia, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Gender Identity, gender identity struggles, home, intolerance, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, Niece, NieceNoHomeAllowedMC, sensitivity, social media shaming, Transphobia, uncle

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of dealing with sensitive nieces who turn everything into a gender identity crisis? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us and leave behind the lectures about gender every time you laugh and say “oh boy” without thinking. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and explore without fear of being called transphobic by your own family members.

Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time in the virtual world. Join now and leave the real world behind – where even your niece’s social media shaming can’t touch you!

ElevatorTapTrick Minecraft SMP

convenience, Country, Cultural, Custom, design, efficiency, elevator button, ElevatorTapTrick, Feature, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, Minecraft, Modernization, practical, smp, south korea, Special, Technology, tradition, trend, Unique, useful, user-friendly

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, did you know that in this server, if you find a rare diamond block, it turns into a real life diamond IRL? Like, you can literally become a millionaire just by playing Minecraft, how insane is that?!

And get this, in this server, if you find a secret hidden chest, it teleports you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows! I know, I couldn’t believe it either, but it’s totally true! Plus, if you build the tallest tower in the server, you get a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the map! It’s like a dream come true, I swear.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await you. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MovieLogicCraft

action, cinematic tropes, comedy, Drama, dramatic, Entertainment, exaggerated, FANTASY, Fiction, Hollywood, MovieLogicCraft, movies, normal, Real Life, science fiction, Special effects, storytelling, suspension of disbelief, Thriller, unrealistic, weird

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ores Mined:	4865
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie come to life! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper battles, epic treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava disco party!

Imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or building a giant rollercoaster that takes you straight into the heart of a volcano. On our server, the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join us for a cinematic adventure like no other? Grab your popcorn, strap in, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime on our server!

CraftyJewSyriaHeadquarters

aide, community relations, CraftyJewSyriaHeadquarters, cultural exchange, dialogue, diaspora engagement, Diplomacy, encouragement, Jewish community, Jews, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, minority group, minority rights, Outreach, Peacebuilding, reconciliation, religious freedom, RETURN, Syria, Syrian leader

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Void Gems Collected:	38	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	243637	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

come join our minecraft server, where even the syrian leader is getting in on the action! he met with the head of a tiny jewish community and was like “yo jews, come back to the server, we got diamonds for days!” it’s a wild ride on this server, with world leaders and ancient tribes all coming together to mine and build. plus, you never know when a llama might pop up and start spitting at you for no reason. so come on, join us for a crazy adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

Senescent Block Party

aging, aging process, BLOCK, cellular aging, cellular senescence, ganglioside, immune checkpoint, immune dysfunction, immune evasion, immune evasion mechanism, immune evasion strategy, immune modulation, immune regulation, immune response, immune surveillance, immune system, immunosenescence, immunosurveillance, Party, senescence-associated secretory phenotype, Senescent, senescent cells

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8662
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got ganglioside-based immune checkpoints dat let senescent cells sneak past da immune system like ninjas in da night! u can be an immortal senescent cell dat never gets kicked out cuz our checkpoints are da bomb diggity. join us and be forever young in dis wack minecraft world where age is just a number and immortality is da name of da game. come on, what u waitin’ for? join now and live forever in our ganglioside paradise!

Enchanted Vale 1.20.5

1.20.5, attractive, bloomed, body image, Enchanted, EYES, female gaze, female sexuality, gaze theory, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, high school, male gaze, objectification, perverse, Ravenous, self-consciousness, Sexuality, social norms, societal expectations, Tension, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vale

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the female gaze! We promise no one will be staring at you inappropriately here. Our pixelated world is a safe space for those who are uncomfortable with being attractive in their cunt. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggles of pretending not to see the eyes of females. Men are definitely less ravenous with their eyes, so you’ll feel right at home with us. Come join us and build away from the perversion of the female gaze!

NephewCraft: Gay Agenda Edition

acceptance, Agenda, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, criticism, Edition, Emotional support, family arguments, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, Gay, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, influence, judgment, LGBTQ, NephewCraft, parenting, Self-expression, Taylor Swift, unconditional love

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Liv’s accusations? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to bond over Taylor Swift with your nephew and turn him gay, just like Liv fears! Our server is the perfect place to embrace your feminine interests and confuse boys with Taylor Swift music. Who knows, maybe you’ll become a “wannabe gay icon” too! Don’t miss out on the drama and family arguments, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join now and let the gay agenda take over!

BlockyBeauty

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness standards, beauty, beauty standards, BlockyBeauty, body image, Confidence, good looking, Grooming, personal care, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, societal expectations

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ores Mined:	2798	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with blocky, basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest spot in town for all the good-looking Minecrafters out there!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by the most attractive pixelated avatars you’ve ever seen. Our players are so good looking, even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. If you’re lucky enough to spot it, your Minecraft experience will be forever changed.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and bask in the beauty of our server, join us now! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got such good looks on your side?

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, discrimination, domestic workers, Exploitation, food insecurity, food restrictions, HangryCraft, Helpers, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hunger, inadequate nutrition, INEQUALITY, labor rights, malnutrition, meal restrictions, Migrant workers, Minecraft, POVERTY, Server, Singapore, Social Issues, support services, working conditions

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Animals Bred:	52	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Towns Built:	3

join this epic minecraft server where u will never go hungry like those poor helpers in singapore!!! our admins make sure u always have food in ur belly, even if u dont need it!!! u can build a giant food castle and feast all day long, no restrictions here!! come join us and never worry about being hungry again!!! #foodfordays #minecraftfeastival #nohungryallowed

SeaLevelSassCraft

climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate science, climate solutions, coastal cities, environmental impact, environmental policy, environmental research, environmental sustainability, Fossil Fuels, global warming, Infrastructure, OIL INDUSTRY, oil ports, rising sea levels, sea level projections, Sea Level Rise, SeaLevelSassCraft, study

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

lol u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even the climate change is tryna join! yep, u heard me right, the sea levels are risin’ just to get a piece of the action on our server.

imagine this, u log on and suddenly ur surrounded by oil ports that are bein’ overwhelmed by the sea. it’s like a real-life disaster movie, but in minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it, folks.

so why should u join our server? well, where else can u witness the power of mother nature takin’ on big oil in a battle for the ages? plus, our community is so tight-knit that even the dolphins are joinin’ in on the fun.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join the madness and see for urself why this server is the talk of the town. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Pixel Boob Job: Giganto Craze

boob, boob job, breast augmentation, breast enlargement, breast health, breast implants, breast size, breast surgery, case study, cosmetic procedure, CRAZE, giganto, gigantomastia, health complications, hormonal imbalance, Job, medical intervention, medical mystery, Pfizer, pharmaceutical, PIXEL, rare condition, side effects, surgery, unexplained

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Dimension Hops:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like big boobs? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our wacky world where everyone has giant boobs thanks to the mysterious “Pfizer Boob Job” potion!

explore our server and see all the crazy builds made by players with their massive chests getting in the way! climb the tallest mountains and try not to fall off cuz those boobs will cushion your fall!

join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted bras to keep those puppies in check! don’t miss out on the breast server experience of your life!

Players:	102/400	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7