| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 1418 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 27 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 9636 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Server IP: 190.102.40.140
190.102.40.140
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 8423 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 1226 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 197 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 9199 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5338 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 2397 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 9744 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 23 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 6522 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 4738 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 2551 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Ores Mined: | 8161 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 9597 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 4551 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 475 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 1595 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 39 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 5292 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 159 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 6832 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 369 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 1993 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 45 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 5016 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 959 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 3685 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 139 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 8923 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 468 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.
So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.
