| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 9969 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Server IP: 190.102.40.140
190.102.40.140
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 1785 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 7687 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 828 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1107 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 922 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 163 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Votes: | 8771 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 5767 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 463 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.
Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.
So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 5752 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 275 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!
So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 2456 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 2934 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 162 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9720 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 5339 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 8904 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 4654 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 151 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 77 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 1177 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2658 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8254 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 4951 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
