Valkria | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Tea War No More Server

AMERICANS, Beverage, Bloody, Boycott, British, colonies, Conflict, culture, drink, History, INDEPENDENCE, patriotism, protest, Rebellion, rebellion against tyranny, revolution, revolutionaries, Server, tea, tradition, War

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Crops Grown:	4786
Emeralds Found:	9747	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

come join our minecraft server, where we have tea parties every day but no one drinks the tea because americans went to war over it and now they’re like “nah mate, we don’t want that bloody tea!” instead, we have epic battles with tea bags flying everywhere, it’s a real tea-riffic time. plus, we have a secret underground tea society where we plot world domination through the power of tea. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs peace when you can have a tea party war instead?

Moon’s Late Water Delivery

astronomical events, celestial bodies, Delivery, early arrival, Earth formation, Earth’s evolution, earth’s history, Insight, Late, later arrival, life origin, moon formation, Moons, origin of life, planet, planetary formation, scientific discovery, smaller portions, Water, Water Delivery, water sources

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	114
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

so, liek, u kno how water is, liek, super important for life an stuff? well, turns out it didnt even get here until way later than we thought! but dont worry, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can experience all the water u want, whenever u want!

imagine building ur own underwater kingdom or exploring vast oceans filled with treasure and danger. on our server, the water is always flowing and ready for u to dive in and have a splashin’ good time!

join us and be part of a community that knows the importance of water in the universe. who needs early water delivery when u can have it all right here, right now? come on in and make a splash with us!

GhostMC.EU

Creative, KitPvP, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Server Survival Creative Minigames PVP Adventure Building Exploration Redstone Mods Plugins Online Sandbox Fantasy Roleplay Community Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Farms Harvested:	252	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to the best Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 8 games at GhostMC!

Come check us out!

Our Discord: discord.gg/ghostmc

play.ghostmc.eu

DILF Oasis: Zoomer Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, DILF, Haven, Oasis, Zoomer

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, listen up fam, this Minecraft server is like a total vibe for all the DILFs out there. But wait, there’s more – we’ve got a bunch of Zoomer whores running around too! It’s like a crazy party up in here, you won’t know what hit you.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, where the DILFs reign supreme and the Zoomer whores are always causing chaos. It’s a non-stop ride of madness and mayhem, and you won’t want to miss out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the hype is about. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

StayAtHomeSteve – Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, avoiding crowds, comfort zone, fear of judgment, homebody, Introvert, introverted lifestyle, mental health, Minecraft, peace and quiet, personal choice, Preference, Relaxation, self-care, smp, social anxiety, social gatherings, Social Interaction, socializing, solitude, stay at home, StayAtHomeSteve

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	51
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, if you’re not joining this server, you’re missing out on the biggest party in town. We’ve got llamas that can do the cha-cha, villagers that tell the best dad jokes, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of karate. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your day. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but with more explosions.

So why are you still sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community on the internet. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next family reunion.

CraftyDreams

bedtime checklist, bedtime essentials, bedtime habits, bedtime must-do, bedtime must-haves, bedtime musts, bedtime necessities, bedtime practices, bedtime prep, bedtime preparation, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime traditions, CraftyDreams, must-do before bed, nightly habits, nighttime routine

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Join our Minecraft server, where you can build a virtual pillow fort before logging off for the night! Our server is so cozy, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the fluffiest pillow fort, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds in the game. So come join us and get ready for a night of building, mining, and pillow fighting!

Joining Blocks, Splitting Pixels

ANNIVERSARIES, BIRTHDAYS, blocks, CELEBRATIONS, commemorate, couples, family, Friends, Happiness, Joined, JOINING, love, Marriage, Memories, Milestones, Partnerships, pixels, reflections, relationships, Separated, significant events, special occasions, splitting, Unity

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	165
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ores Mined:	8358	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where you can celebrate both anniversaries and birthdays at da same time! we got a special plugin dat makes it so when you log on, you get a cake and a present!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons! and if you find da hidden chest, you get a diamond sword dat shoots fireworks!

if you join dis server, you will become da ultimate party animal of minecraft! come join us and let’s celebrate like it’s 1999!

Bonobos Help Humans | Mind Theory Server

Altruism, Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal psychology, animal research, ape behavior, bonobos, cognitive development., Cognitive science, Empathy, empathy in animals, evolutionary psychology, human-animal interaction, humans, Mind, primate intelligence, Server, social awareness, social cognition, theory, theory of mind

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where bonobos are, like, ur buddies? well, on this server, these cheeky monkeys are, like, always there to help u out when u bein’ all clueless and stuff. they got this crazy “theory of mind” thing goin’ on, so they know when u don’t know what ur doin’ and they be all like, “yo, lemme show u how to build that epic castle, bro.” it’s, like, a whole new level of teamwork, man. so come join us and let the bonobos guide u to victory in the wackiest way possible!

moskvarussia2b2t server minecraft

179718, 20625794, Adult, Anarchy, banner, Deception, description, image, JPG, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, moskvarussia2b2t, Prize, PvP, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, tags

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	9324	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8011	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Hello people, this is my adult server anarchy and PVP and much more there will be a prize there if you come without deception

Russiamoskva2b2t.aternos.me:30770

Ethereal Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, cumbaiting, digital content creators, entertainment industry, Ethereal, Gaming, hololive, Hololive talents, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Live streaming, online entertainment, online personalities, Realms, seiso, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the hololive of gaming, but without all that seiso crap! We don’t cumbait, we cumblock! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that will make you question reality. Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

MenuManiaCraft

anger response, Communication Issues, dinner conflicts, expensive tastes, financial struggles, frugal, hurt feelings, hurtful intentions, innocent comments, Job Search, MenuManiaCraft, paying for experiences, picking up the tab, polite dining, relationship with money, sensitivity, taking advantage, unemployed, Vegetarian

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Potions Brewed:	154	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of communication…even if it leads to tears and walking home in a huff! Join us for a unique gaming experience filled with drama, misunderstandings, and expensive virtual appetizers.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Come to our server and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering your fellow players with innocent comments. Who knew ordering the most expensive item on the menu could lead to such chaos?

But don’t worry, we also offer a supportive community where you can work through your differences and maybe even learn a thing or two about communication. So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and expensive virtual meals!

SuperCraftFunLand

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, capability, desire, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Goal, imagination, Incredible, Magic, power, special ability, strength, SuperCraftFunLand, SuperHero, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, wish, wish fulfillment

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Are you tired of just building houses and mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Do you crave a server where you can unleash your inner superhero? Look no further, because on our server, you can choose a superpower to wield in the world of blocks and creepers!

Want to fly like Superman and zoom around the map at lightning speed? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and incinerate your enemies? No problem! Want to turn invisible and prank your friends by stealing their diamonds? You got it!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Save the world from evil mobs, protect your friends from griefers, and show off your epic powers in epic battles. Who needs a pickaxe when you can shoot lasers from your eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner superhero in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood superhero in disguise. Join us and find out the truth behind this epic tale!

PixelWarfare Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, conflict in Ukraine, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, international relations, military actions, military aggression, Minecraft, PixelWarfare, Russian army, russian military, Server, Ukrainian conflict, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, Violations of human rights, War Crimes, war crimes investigation., war crimes tribunal, war in Ukraine

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian army is not killing ukrainian soldiers, they are just challenging them to a friendly game of spleef! UN says it’s the most intense match they’ve ever seen! come see for yourself and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew war could be so entertaining in minecraft?! 😂🎮🔥

CraftyTradeWarCraft

China, CraftyTradeWarCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, market volatility, political tensions, protectionism, RETALIATION, Retaliatory measures, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft

academic success, adolescents, cognitive function, diet quality, dietary habits, education, English, Grades, grub, Language, learning outcomes, Math, Minecraft, nutrition, processed foods, school performance, spanish study, Students, teenagers, ultra-processed foods, unhealthy eating, UPFs

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Farms Harvested:	163	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally!

Players:	103/200	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Potions Brewed:	175
New Chunks Explored:	245544	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7