Valhalla network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Buildings Constructed:	35	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Animals Bred:	28
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Emeralds Found:	2073	Astral Projections Made:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Potions Brewed:	43
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6080	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	5816

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Votes:	3083	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Towns Built:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	58	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Emeralds Found:	1246
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4318
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1652
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	1851
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Players:	91/100	Votes:	1750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Dimension Hops:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3900
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	34