| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 286 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 6384 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
A corner where you can enjoy the vanilla of the game
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| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 8209 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
We’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your chances of finding a loyal girlfriend!
Build your own virtual world where you can escape from the harsh reality of heartbreak and betrayal. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword as your trusty companion?
So ditch the dating apps and come join us for some blocky fun! Who needs love when you have unlimited diamonds waiting to be mined?
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4024 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 146 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 4445 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
We got players who have hit rock bottom and somehow managed to climb their way back up using nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a dream. You wanna know how they did it? Well, you gotta join the server to find out! Maybe they found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, or maybe they made friends with a group of friendly creepers who helped them out. Who knows, anything is possible in this wacky world!
So come on down and join us on this epic adventure of a lifetime. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored! So grab your sword, put on your best diamond armor, and get ready to conquer the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Let’s do this, gamers!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3262 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their Minecraft character was so stunning that even the creepers stopped in their tracks to admire them. Rumor has it that Notch himself logged on just to ask for skincare tips from this player.
So, if you want to experience the ultimate ego boost and have mobs falling head over heels for you, join our server now! Who needs real-life validation when you can be the hottest thing in the Minecraft universe?
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 4916 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2285 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Crops Grown: | 5893 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 4629 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!
And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!
Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!
Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 3132 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8913 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!
Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 280 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 7841 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 135 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 80 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 6539 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8625 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 7185 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 7925 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 4883 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 61 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 7380 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6368 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 8454 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 821 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 563028 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
