Valerian Factions | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoAlcohol4Me Minecraft SMP

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, cultural beliefs, Decision making, Drinking, family history, health, Lifestyle, long-term effects, mental health, Minecraft, Moderation, NoAlcohol4Me, peer pressure, personal choice, religious beliefs, self-control, smp, Sobriety, social norms, substance abuse, wellness

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Enchantments Applied:	149
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	289	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	417682	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the wall crazy? Well, let me tell you about this one server I found that’s like, the most epic place ever. Like, they have this whole storyline where the admins are actually aliens from another planet and they’re trying to take over the world through Minecraft. And get this, if you join the server, you get to be part of the resistance and fight against the alien overlords. How insane is that?

But wait, it gets even better. The server has this whole underground city that’s run by a group of sentient chickens who have formed their own government. And they’re always throwing these wild parties with music and dancing and unlimited chicken nuggets. It’s like a chicken paradise, man.

Oh, and did I mention that the server has a secret hidden dungeon where you can find legendary loot like diamond armor and enchanted weapons? And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of that, am I right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Let’s goooooo! 🐔🚀🧀

DreamCraftLotteryWin

designer clothes, dream art collection, dream designer handbag, dream home, dream luxury watch, dream purchase, dream spa retreat, dream sports car, dream tech gadgets, dream vacation home, dream watch, dream yacht, DreamCraftLotteryWin, exotic vacation, expensive jewelry, financial freedom, fine dining, lavish lifestyle, lottery win, luxury car, private jet

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Are you tired of dreaming about buying a private island or a fancy sports car with your lottery winnings? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest dreams by purchasing a pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old real life purchases, come join us and make your virtual dreams come true! Who needs a yacht when you can sail the high seas on a giant flying potato? Join our server now and start living your best (and most ridiculous) life!

Brown Adipose Fun Land

adipose, anti-aging benefits, BROWN, brown adipocytes, Brown adipose tissue, brown fat, cardiovascular health, Cellular Respiration, cold exposure, Endurance, energy expenditure, exercise performance, Fat cells, FITNESS, Fun, health, Insulin sensitivity, Land, Longevity, metabolism, Mitochondrial function, obesity prevention, Thermogenesis, weight loss

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where brown adipose tissue will make you run faster and jump higher than ever before! it’s like having a superpower in the game! plus, it will make you live longer and healthier in real life too! who needs potions when you have brown adipose tissue on your side? come join us and become the ultimate minecraft warrior with the power of science!

Podcast Oasis 1.20

(Audio), comedy, culture, Digital Media, education, Entertainment, episodes, humor, interviews, Listening, long tail tags, Media, Music, News, Oasis, on demand, Podcast, podcasting, podcasts, storytelling, streaming, Technology

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Enchantments Applied:	75
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Lol, bro, do you even listen to podcasts in your cunt? This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of entertainment into your earholes. Join us if you want your brain to explode with knowledge and laughter. Plus, we have a secret club where we worship a potato god named Spudnik. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

SpaceCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, bills, Boyfriend, career, designated uses, Frustration, Fulltime, gaming room, Grateful, homey, Job, laptop, LIMITED, living room, Minecraft, pc setups, pitching in, Rent, Schooling, Schoolwork, Server, spacecraft, trial run, University, wanting my own space, work room

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	6294
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space, even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Picture this: You and your partner have separate gaming setups in a designated gaming/work room. But wait, there’s a twist! Your partner works from home and you’re a full-time student with a part-time job. The struggle is real when you want to game but don’t want to distract your partner from work. Can you say gamer problems?

But fear not, on our server, we encourage individuality and respect for personal space. Want to move your setup to the bedroom or living room? Go for it! We support your gaming dreams, even if it means creating chaos in the virtual world.

Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where boundaries are meant to be broken and “homey” is just a state of mind. Who knows, you might even find a partner who loves gaming next to you as much as you do. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server and game on, my friend!

CousinCraft: No Free Tutoring!

3rd grade, Boundaries, busy schedule, Communication, cousin, CousinCraft, Decision making, elementary school, family, family expectations, free, Guilt, homework help, personal time, relationships, self-care, Teacher, Time management, tutoring, volunteer, weekends, work-life balance

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about your busy schedule.

Need a break from tutoring kids in real life? Join our server and become the ultimate block-building master! No need to worry about upset relatives or feeling like an asshole – on our server, you’re the boss!

Explore endless possibilities, build epic structures, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

So come on, join our server and leave all your worries behind. Let’s make some memories and have a blast together!

ChildhoodDreamsMC

Adulthood, adulting, childhood beliefs, childhood memories, ChildhoodDreamsMC, dreams, Expectations, growing up, hindsight, Innocence, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, misconceptions, Nostalgia, perspective, reality check, Reflection, Reminiscing, Surprises, unexpected

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Remember that one time you thought finding a shiny Pokemon was the ultimate achievement in life? Well, joining our Minecraft server is basically like finding a shiny legendary Pokemon every day!

Our server is so epic, it’s like if Steve from Minecraft and Deadpool had a baby and that baby was raised by a pack of wild Ender Dragons. Yeah, it’s that awesome.

Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie villagers with diamond swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to build a castle made entirely out of TNT and watch it explode in glorious technicolor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly exciting Minecraft adventure of your life!

Lead Pollution IQ Decline

ancient civilizations, ancient rome, brain development, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Decline, environmental contamination, environmental history, environmental impact, heavy metals, historical pollution, intellectual decline, IQ declines, lead, lead pollution, Neurotoxicity, Pollution, public health, roman empire, study, toxicology

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
New Chunks Explored:	680647	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Emeralds Found:	4083	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND AVOID THE IQ DECLINES OF ANCIENT ROME! WE GOT DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY!

IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BECOME AS SMART AS A MINECRAFT VILLAGER! MAYBE EVEN SMARTER!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE AND RAINBOW SHEEP!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SAVE YOUR BRAIN CELLS FROM THE LEAD POLLUTION OF ANCIENT ROME!

Vanilla Multiplayer

bedrock, BUILD, CHANGE, Community, cross-platform, Discord, Economy, game breaking, Grief Protection, heavy BETA, Ip:, java, Join, multiplayer, PORT, Report, Shop, smp, suggestion, Survival, Vanilla, VOICE, Website

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Server Overview

Feature	Description
Survival Gameplay	Engage in classic survival mode with minimal modifications.
Grief Protection	Build confidently knowing your creations are protected from other players.
Player-Driven Economy	Run your own shop and control the economy yourself.
Cross-Platform Support	Play on any device you feel comfortable on, all on the same server.

Server Details

Java IP	vanillamultiplayer.com
Java Port	25565
Bedrock IP	bedrock.vanillamultiplayer.com
Bedrock Port	19132

Community Links

Website	vanillamultiplayer.com
Discord	discord.vanillamultiplayer.com

Join us today and become part of a vibrant community where your voice matters!

Note: Vanilla Multiplayer is in heavy BETA, please bear with us and report any issues or suggestions on our Discord.

FAQ

Q: Can I grief other players’ builds?

A: No, we have grief protection in place to ensure players’ creations are safe.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided IP address and port for your preferred platform.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is enabled but only in designated areas.

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, ai, AI learning, chat interaction, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neural network, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, VTube Studio model, Vtuber

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Villages Defended:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Mines Excavated:	1009
Dimension Hops:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Crops Grown:	3370
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Join this Minecraft server because we have an AI overlord named Neuro-sama who will entertain you with unhinged rants and collaborate with other VTubers. She’s learning to sing, play games, and interact with chat like a pro. Plus, we have a subathon every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC) – that’s some dedication right there. Check out our Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and official website for all the AI goodness. And if you’re into AI but don’t get it, we’ve got educational videos and resources to help you out. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and embrace the chaos!

FriendZoneMC Server

AITAH, Communication Issues, driving distance, feeling used, friend drama, friend dynamics, friend expectations, FriendZoneMC, fuming, long distance friendship, making efforts, night out, one sided friendships, partner support, relationship boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, sore back excuse, staying over, taxi prices, weekend visits

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	551556
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and fairness? Look no further than our server! We believe in equal effort from all players, just like in this crazy story where one friend expected all the favors without giving any in return. Join us and experience the true meaning of teamwork and camaraderie. Plus, we have epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind! So why wait? Join now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

RealtorBlockerCraft

Apology, Contact, Dinner, family, friendship, Funeral, grocery store, holidays, home sale, listing agent, Moving, neighbor, PROFESSIONAL, ranting, real estate information, realtor, RealtorBlockerCraft, text message, Upset, voicemail

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1538
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	245	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Crops Grown:	4265

So, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join ASAP!

About a year ago, our neighbor from up the street invited us over for dinner. Little did we know, they were actually gossiping about all the other neighbors behind their backs! But hey, drama makes life interesting, right?

Fast forward a few weeks, we invited them over for dinner and they found out our father-in-law passed away. Instead of offering condolences, they were more concerned about us not listing our house with them. Can you believe the audacity?

But wait, it gets even crazier! After months of no contact, they only reached out to us to try and get our listing. Talk about a fake friend, am I right?

So, if you want to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest Minecraft creations, then join our server now! Plus, we promise not to gossip about you behind your back 😉

FriendshipCraft SMP

bonding experiences, chance meetings, friendship adventures, friendship anecdotes, friendship blessings, friendship journeys, friendship magic, friendship memories., friendship miracles, Friendship stories, friendship surprises, friendship tales, FriendshipCraft, random encounters, serendipitous friendships, smp, surprising connections, unconventional friendships, unexpected friendship, unique friendships, Unlikely friendships, unusual connections

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Votes:	7847
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

OMG, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most random and crazy ways of making friends! Like, one time, I was just mining for diamonds and I accidentally hit a pig with my pickaxe and it turned out to be another player in disguise! We laughed so hard and now we’re besties in the game! And another time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and someone came up to me and was like “Hey, I love potatoes too!” and now we have a potato cult in the server. It’s just so wacky and fun, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and make some totally bonkers friends!

LastWordCraft

deathbed, departing message, dying wishes, end of journey, end of life, Farewell, final declaration, final farewell, final message, final statement, final thoughts, last words, LastWordCraft, parting declaration, parting farewell, parting message, parting words, ultimate declaration, ultimate farewell, ultimate message, ultimate words

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3625
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Dragon Eggs Found:	8398
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and experience epic battles with giant chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on flying pigs to explore the vast world of possibilities. Your last words will be “I can’t believe I didn’t join this server sooner!” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDan’s Minecraft Server

coat of arms, controversy, CraftyDans, Danish king, diplomatic conflict, Dispute, Emblem, Flag, Greenland, heraldry, historical significance, international relations, Minecraft, Monarchy, national identity, Politics, Row, royal family, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Symbolism, trump

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A DANISH KING WHO CHANGES HIS COAT OF ARMS EVERY TIME HE GETS IN A FIGHT WITH TRUMP OVER GREENLAND. LIKE, HE’LL BE BUILDIN’ A CASTLE AND THEN BAM, NEW COAT OF ARMS, JUST TO PISS OFF TRUMP. IT’S WILD, MAN. PLUS, WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO BALLET. IT’S A CRAZY PLACE, BUT IT’S HOME. JOIN US, OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY.

Players:	98/300	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5760
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2