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PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6638
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Meteorites Collected:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Enchantments Applied:	255
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2954	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Crops Grown:	9999
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Buildings Constructed:	26	Crops Grown:	7216
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Potions Brewed:	177
Magic Items Found:	2518	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mines Excavated:	1073

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	189
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ores Mined:	5579
Holy Grails Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	150
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	9410
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Crops Grown:	3468
New Chunks Explored:	125337	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	5634
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Potions Brewed:	77	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Star Shards Collected:	109	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Farms Harvested:	862	Ores Mined:	8904
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	629285	Votes:	3828

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	148	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

Players:	104/600	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6