| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 2514 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 107 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
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| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 721 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 210 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 4672 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 481 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 5445 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6651 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 9763 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 50 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 4995 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 116 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7159 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 2711 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 91 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 339 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 70 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 9400 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 24 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3235 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 7121 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 84 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 4310 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Emeralds Found: | 508 | Votes: | 3869 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 390 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 1843 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 5721 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 4934 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 9645 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 256 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 61 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
